Biografia:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
G D Em
A long, long time ago,
Am C
I can still remember
Em D
when I got my very first blow job
Em Am
How my little pecker quivered
Em Am
With every tongue lap she delivered
C G Am
And when she licked my ball sack
C D
I couldn't hold my wad back
G D Em
I tried to stick it up her butt
Am C
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
G D Em
I knew I had to find a slut
C D G
The day my puppy died
D
And I was singin'....
[Chorus]
G C G D
why, why, did my dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em Am Em D
Why did my dog have to die.
D
Everybody...
G C G D
why, why, did his dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em Am Em D
Why did his dog have to die.
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
G D Em
A long, long time ago,
Am C
I can still remember
Em D
when I got my very first blow job
Em Am
How my little pecker quivered
Em Am
With every tongue lap she delivered
C G Am
And when she licked my ball sack
C D
I couldn't hold my wad back
G D Em
I tried to stick it up her butt
Am C
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
G D Em
I knew I had to find a slut
C D G
The day my puppy died
D
And I was singin'....
[Chorus]
G C G D
why, why, did my dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em Am Em D
Why did my dog have to die.
D
Everybody...
G C G D
why, why, did his dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em Am Em D
Why did his dog have to die.
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