Biografia:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Skeeter on my peter"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
Parody of: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain"
(chorus)
E F# A F#
There's a skeeter on my peter
E F# A
whack it off
A B C# E C#
There's a skeeter on my peter
B A B
whack it off
E D C# B
There's a dozen on my cousin
A F# E E C#
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
E F# A C# B
There's a skeeter on my peter
E F# A
whack it off
[Same chords]
I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair
(chorus)
She was drivin' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes
(chorus)
F# G A
Whack it off
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
Parody of: "She'll be coming 'round the mountain"
(chorus)
E F# A F#
There's a skeeter on my peter
E F# A
whack it off
A B C# E C#
There's a skeeter on my peter
B A B
whack it off
E D C# B
There's a dozen on my cousin
A F# E E C#
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
E F# A C# B
There's a skeeter on my peter
E F# A
whack it off
[Same chords]
I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair
(chorus)
She was drivin' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes
(chorus)
F# G A
Whack it off
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