Biografia:
John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat.
Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events.
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"Who Gives a Fuck"
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
12 Bar Blues Style Example
G D
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------7--7-9--7--7-7----|
A|---------5--5-7--5--5-7---5--5-5--5--5-5----|
E|---0-1-2-3--3-3--3--3-3---------------------|
who... fuck on... (etc...)
[Chorus]
G D
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
D G
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
G C C#
Who gives a fuck, what's going on here
D C D/B(no6) G
Go the fridge and get me another beer (You Bitch!)
[Verse]
G
Oh my name is Richard Simmons, I like to squawk and squeal
C C#
I like when guys undo their pants
A Ab G
And deal me a meal
G
I'm getting lots of exercise dropping to my knees
C C# D C A G
And I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories
[More Verse Lyrics]
Oh his name is Roger Clemmons
He showed up on the Mitchell report
something about shriveled balls and a pecker
that's really short
He swore to Congress no needles but here's his fuckin' trick
When he wanted a load of steroids he sucked?Andy Petit's dick
My name is Bill Clinton
I'm the leader of the land
I'd have been in much less trouble if I had just used my hand
I'm not afraid of going to trial
I do not fear the dock
As long as there's a lovely judge
Who sit and suck my?cock
Oh her name was Rachel Ray,
I called that beaner bitch,
I told her it must be a good connection,
I could smell salsa on your? snitch,
that's not what I called about,
what I really want to know,
is how much jizz did you have to swallow,
to get that TV show.
Oh his name was Paul McCartney,
I gave up one legged bitches for lent,
Believe me that $15 million,
was the best money I ever spent,
I was high on pot when I met her,
I? fucked her stump in bed,
But now I wish Maxwells Silver Hammer
came down upon her head
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
12 Bar Blues Style Example
G D
E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------7--7-9--7--7-7----|
A|---------5--5-7--5--5-7---5--5-5--5--5-5----|
E|---0-1-2-3--3-3--3--3-3---------------------|
who... fuck on... (etc...)
[Chorus]
G D
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
D G
Who gives a fuck, what's going on
G C C#
Who gives a fuck, what's going on here
D C D/B(no6) G
Go the fridge and get me another beer (You Bitch!)
[Verse]
G
Oh my name is Richard Simmons, I like to squawk and squeal
C C#
I like when guys undo their pants
A Ab G
And deal me a meal
G
I'm getting lots of exercise dropping to my knees
C C# D C A G
And I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories
[More Verse Lyrics]
Oh his name is Roger Clemmons
He showed up on the Mitchell report
something about shriveled balls and a pecker
that's really short
He swore to Congress no needles but here's his fuckin' trick
When he wanted a load of steroids he sucked?Andy Petit's dick
My name is Bill Clinton
I'm the leader of the land
I'd have been in much less trouble if I had just used my hand
I'm not afraid of going to trial
I do not fear the dock
As long as there's a lovely judge
Who sit and suck my?cock
Oh her name was Rachel Ray,
I called that beaner bitch,
I told her it must be a good connection,
I could smell salsa on your? snitch,
that's not what I called about,
what I really want to know,
is how much jizz did you have to swallow,
to get that TV show.
Oh his name was Paul McCartney,
I gave up one legged bitches for lent,
Believe me that $15 million,
was the best money I ever spent,
I was high on pot when I met her,
I? fucked her stump in bed,
But now I wish Maxwells Silver Hammer
came down upon her head
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