Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Verse 1:
E
All my days
G D E
I live with my disgrace
G D E
I'm afraid to show my face
G D C
Or at least take off my underwear
E
See I was born
G D E
Like a half way neutered pet
G D E
I don't have a matching set
G D
It's a part of me
C
That just aint there
Please don't stare
Chorus
E G
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
E G
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
E G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
D C E
But I'm half a man
D C E
Yeah I'm half a man
Verse2
E
Wanna die
G D E
end it all just call it quits
G D E
I can't find a cup that fits
G D C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
C
When I hear ball one
E
Oh my God
G D E
How could you have been so cruel
G D E
To give me one family jewel
G D C
And the one that's there must feel so sad
C
He's a lonely nad
Chorus 2
E G
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
E G
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
E
Oh I want another testi
G
Do I have to beg
D C E
I'm half a man
D C E
Yeah im half a man
Bridge
E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C
kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
E G
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
E G
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
E G
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
D C E
I'm just half a man
D C E
Yeah I'm half a man
Steppenwolf
Steppes
Stereo Dive Foun (...)
Stereo Skyline
Stereophonics