Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
"Delta Kai" by Stephen Lynch
tabbed by Alex Coulombe
I just saw Stephen Lynch in concert in Boston, and my god is he hilarious.
His songs are getting more clever by the day. Here's his newest one (I think), and even
though it's not released officially, I feel no shame in putting it out because the only
people who will be able to play it are people who have been to his concert, ergo, loyal
fans. This is what I remember, thus be warned it's probably not perfect...Enjoy!
Standard tuning
Intro: (bar chords) C Am C Am C Am F G
Verse:
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.
C Am F G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.
C Am C Am
I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,
C Am F G
We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.
Prechorus:
F G F G
And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...
F G (stop) G A B C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor
C Am C Am G F
Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad
Verse:
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
Prechrous:
Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!
Chorus:
I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.
tabbed by Alex Coulombe
I just saw Stephen Lynch in concert in Boston, and my god is he hilarious.
His songs are getting more clever by the day. Here's his newest one (I think), and even
though it's not released officially, I feel no shame in putting it out because the only
people who will be able to play it are people who have been to his concert, ergo, loyal
fans. This is what I remember, thus be warned it's probably not perfect...Enjoy!
Standard tuning
Intro: (bar chords) C Am C Am C Am F G
Verse:
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.
C Am F G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.
C Am C Am
I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,
C Am F G
We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.
Prechorus:
F G F G
And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...
F G (stop) G A B C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor
C Am C Am G F
Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad
Verse:
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
Prechrous:
Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!
Chorus:
I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.
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