Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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D i r t y S a n c h e z
S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am
VERSE 1:
Am Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
E Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
Am Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
E Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
E Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Am Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
E Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
E Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
Am Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
E A
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
G C Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
A F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
G C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
E Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
Am Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
E Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm N/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
E Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
Am Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
E A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
E Am
And then I found my perfect little match
Am Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
E Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
E Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
Am Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
E N/C Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
E Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
Am Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
E Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
E Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
E Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
G C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7 A F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Em7 A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
G E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C Am Dm E Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!
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D i r t y S a n c h e z
S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am
VERSE 1:
Am Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
E Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
Am Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
E Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
E Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Am Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
E Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
E Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
Am Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
E A
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
G C Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
A F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
G C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
E Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
Am Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
E Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm N/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
E Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
Am Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
E A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
E Am
And then I found my perfect little match
Am Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
E Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
E Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
Am Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
E N/C Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
E Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
Am Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
E Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
E Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
E Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
G C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7 A F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Em7 A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
G E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C Am Dm E Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!
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