Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Intro: 4x
D D D D Dsus2 D D D D D D/GD/GD/GD/G
D D/C# D/F# D
Here we are dear old friends
Bm Bm/A G A
You and i drunk again
D D/C# D/F# D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm Bm/A G A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
Chorus:
D A
but if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my heart
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
you'd be my work of art
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would swim in romance
A
but im not gay
G A
so get your hand out of my pants
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G
Verse:
D D/C# D/F# D
Its not that i dont care i do
Bm Bm/A G A
i just dont see myself in you
D D/C# D/F# D
another time another scene
Bm Bm/A
i'd be right behind you
G A
if you know what i mean
Chorus:
D A
cuz if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my soul
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
i would give you my whole being
D A
and if i were gay
Bm G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
G A
so wont you stop cupping my hand
Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G
Ending:
D Dsus2 D D/G
we've never hugged we've never kissed
D Dsus2 D D/G
i've never been intimate with your fist
D Dsus2 D D/G
But you have opened brand new doors
D Dsus2
get over here and
D D/G D,Dsus2,D,D/G
drop your Drawers
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