Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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This is a very straightforward song using only 4 chords (Bm, C, D and G).
Any questions, feel free to email me at [email protected]
G
When grandfather dies
Bm C
life will be strange
G
when grandfather dies
Bm C
my whole world will change
G
when grandfather dies
Bm C
i'll scream and i'll yell
N.C.
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
D G
So grandfather die
Bm C
dont keep me in suspense
D G
Oh grandfather cough
Bm C
up that inheritence
D G
oh grandfather dont
Bm C
hold on another day
D G
i love you to death
N.C.
but i've got bills to pay
D G
A stroke would be nice
Bm C
Disease would be cool
D G Bm C
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
D G Bm C
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
C D G
So let's say we unplug that machine
(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish cavorky N were here
D G Bm C
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
D G Bm C
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
D G Bm C
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
D G Bm C
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
D G Bm C
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
D G Bm C
Your so old your penis has vericose vein
G Bm
Oh why dont you die
C
Oh why must you fight
G Bm C G Bm C
You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
D
Walk toward the light old man
D G
Its all over now
Bm C
My grandad is dead
D G
A mysterious blow
Bm C
To his wrinkled old head
D G Bm C
Before I collect, a small oversight
C G D
But everything should turn out alright
C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Any questions, feel free to email me at [email protected]
G
When grandfather dies
Bm C
life will be strange
G
when grandfather dies
Bm C
my whole world will change
G
when grandfather dies
Bm C
i'll scream and i'll yell
N.C.
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
D G
So grandfather die
Bm C
dont keep me in suspense
D G
Oh grandfather cough
Bm C
up that inheritence
D G
oh grandfather dont
Bm C
hold on another day
D G
i love you to death
N.C.
but i've got bills to pay
D G
A stroke would be nice
Bm C
Disease would be cool
D G Bm C
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
D G Bm C
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
C D G
So let's say we unplug that machine
(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish cavorky N were here
D G Bm C
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
D G Bm C
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
D G Bm C
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
D G Bm C
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
D G Bm C
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
D G Bm C
Your so old your penis has vericose vein
G Bm
Oh why dont you die
C
Oh why must you fight
G Bm C G Bm C
You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
D
Walk toward the light old man
D G
Its all over now
Bm C
My grandad is dead
D G
A mysterious blow
Bm C
To his wrinkled old head
D G Bm C
Before I collect, a small oversight
C G D
But everything should turn out alright
C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
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