Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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If I could be a superhero
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I would be awesome man
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I’d fly around the world fighting crime
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According to my awesome plan
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And if I saw criminals trying to lie
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Hurting other people and making them cry
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I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
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‘Cause I would be awesome man
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Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal too
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And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
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But we know what to just say no right?
C G Am
If I could be a superhero
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I would be Drug-Free boy
C G Am
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
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And all of the lives they destroy
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Well I would take all the junkies
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Who're getting so high
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With their needles and bongs
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And their sticks made of thai
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As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
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Because then I would be drug-free boy
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If I could be a superhero
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I'd be Immigration dude
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I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
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For eating up all of our food
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And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
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Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
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I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
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‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude
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Kids, that verse is meant to be ironical
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Tongue and cheek, that means those are all the shitty jobs that nobody wants to do
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Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
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If you could, Who would it be?
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If you could be a superhero
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Would you be justice guy?
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Making sure people get what they deserve
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Especially women who lie
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Like if a wife left her husband
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With three kids and no job
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To run off to F'in Hawaii
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With some doctor named Bob
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You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
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Especially that mother f'er bob
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Then you would be justice guy
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Yes then you would be a superhero like me
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F G C
I would be awesome man
C G Am
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
F G C
According to my awesome plan
F G C
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
F G C
Hurting other people and making them cry
F G C G F
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
F G C
‘Cause I would be awesome man
C
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal too
C
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
C
But we know what to just say no right?
C G Am
If I could be a superhero
F G C
I would be Drug-Free boy
C G Am
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
F G C
And all of the lives they destroy
F G
Well I would take all the junkies
C
Who're getting so high
F G
With their needles and bongs
C
And their sticks made of thai
F G C G F
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
F G C
Because then I would be drug-free boy
C G Am
If I could be a superhero
F G C
I'd be Immigration dude
C G Am
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
F G C
For eating up all of our food
F G C
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
F G C
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
F G C G F
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
F G C
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude
C
Kids, that verse is meant to be ironical
C
Tongue and cheek, that means those are all the shitty jobs that nobody wants to do
C
Kids, You can make up your very own superhero
C
If you could, Who would it be?
C G Am
If you could be a superhero
F G C
Would you be justice guy?
C G Am
Making sure people get what they deserve
F G C
Especially women who lie
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Like if a wife left her husband
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With three kids and no job
F G
To run off to F'in Hawaii
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With some doctor named Bob
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You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
F
Especially that mother f'er bob
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Then you would be justice guy
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Yes then you would be a superhero like me
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