Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Intro/Verse:
D5 Bb5 C5 G5 Then a quick strum of C5, slide back in.
Chorus:
D A C G (Can be played with verse as well)
Verse 1:
D5 Bb5
Charlie Brown had a big block head
C5 G5 C5/D5
wore a stripey sweater every day
D5 Bb5
Always tried to kick the football
C5 G5 C5/D5
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
D5 Bb5
Flew a kite just to try to relax
C5 G5 C5/D5
but he always put that shit in a tree
D5 Bb5
And a cute little redheaded girl
C5 G5
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
Prechorus 1:
F G (or E) C5/D5
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!
Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.
Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!
Chorus 1:
D A C G
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
D A C G
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D A C G
Take my hand, and let's dance now
D A C G
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
F G (or E) (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!
Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?
Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade
Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood
Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
First Tab. I copied the lyrics from that other guy, i know they arent right, but
the chords are whats important.
D5 Bb5 C5 G5 Then a quick strum of C5, slide back in.
Chorus:
D A C G (Can be played with verse as well)
Verse 1:
D5 Bb5
Charlie Brown had a big block head
C5 G5 C5/D5
wore a stripey sweater every day
D5 Bb5
Always tried to kick the football
C5 G5 C5/D5
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
D5 Bb5
Flew a kite just to try to relax
C5 G5 C5/D5
but he always put that shit in a tree
D5 Bb5
And a cute little redheaded girl
C5 G5
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.
Prechorus 1:
F G (or E) C5/D5
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!
Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.
Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!
Chorus 1:
D A C G
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
D A C G
A bunch of kids trying to be free
D A C G
Take my hand, and let's dance now
D A C G
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
F G (or E) (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!
Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?
Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade
Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood
Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
First Tab. I copied the lyrics from that other guy, i know they arent right, but
the chords are whats important.
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