Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Bm G
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A Asus2
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
D A Asus2
And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A D
Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I think, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"
Bm G D A
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A D
From the derriere...
Bm G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash
Bm G
8 balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla
D A
A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child
Bm G
I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
D A Asus4
I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
D G A
As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face
D G A
I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air
D G A
And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child
D G A
From my derriere
A D
I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
D A Asus2
A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
Bm G
There's nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial
D A Asus2
And then I see a sign; the airport's just another mile
Bm G D A
I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
Bm G D A
And as I near security, I almost start to cry...
D G A
Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face
D G A Asus2
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A D
Crowded up in there...
INTERLUDE 1:
D D/F Gsus2 Asus4 A
Bm G
My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
D A
I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
Bm G
"Relax", I think, "It's not so bad; it might feel kind of nice"
D A
"Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"
Bm G D A
I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host
Bm G D A
I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
D G A
Well, I say a little prayer, "Hail Maria Full of Grace!"
D G A
I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
D G A Asus4
And I swear I’m farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A D
From the derriere...
Bm G
I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
D A
5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash
Bm G
8 balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla
D A
A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child
Bm G
I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
D A Asus4
I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
D G A
As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face
D G A
I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
D G A
Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air
D G A
And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child
D G A
From my derriere
A D
I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
A D
Mmm I've got 3 balloons
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