Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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[Verse]
G G G G
Thank you all for coming to my show
G G G G
You've been great but now I have to go
Em Em Em Em
Everyone had a super-time I hope
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Some songs tend to push the other lobe
[Chorus]
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These are things that I have said,
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But there are voices in my head,
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And if you could hear them,
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This is what they'd say.
[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
(Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
my new nazi song and)
You've been great but now I have to go
(Go and ask that girl in front to come
backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
(I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
(Open up you eyes, you wife and
girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)
[Chorus]
C5 C5 D5 D5
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a hack)
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Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you need prozac)
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I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
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Go away
(No we wont-)
[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
(Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
my new nazi song and)
(I have to take a piss)
(God i hope there's cocaine left backstage)
You've been great but now I have to go
(Go and ask that girl in front to come
backstage and show her thong and)
(Why did I sign up for this?)
(God i hope there's cocaine left
backstage)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
(I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
that fucker)
(Maybe some on the shelf)
(I really, really hope there's cocaine left
backstage)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
(Open up you eyes, you wife a girlfriend
both showed up, you sucker)
(You should just kill yourself)
(He is right, you should kill yourself)
[Chorus]
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a mess)
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're talent-less)
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
Go away
(No we wont-)
[Outro]
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No they won't go away
(never go away)
(never go away)
They're here to stay
(we're here to stay)
(here to stay)
They say I'm gay
(you're gay)
(you're gay)
I say no way
(you're gay)
(no way)
(you're gay)
Okay, I'm gay!
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