Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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T a t t o o
L i o n s ( 2 0 1 2 )
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his +
+ transcription of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 2nd Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cadd9 D G
e]---0----0----0----2----3---|
B]---1----1----1----3----0---|
G]---0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----0----0---|
A]---0----3----2---------2---|
E]-----------------------3---|
INTRO:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings - inner thigh
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
Flaming skull, smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo
VERSE 2:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a Tweety Bird, you got a school mascot, you got a Hello Kitty; tell you what you got
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, such a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
You think that symbol in Japanese means "strength" or "honour" - Niger, please
G D C Cadd9 Am
It means "queer tattoo", that's a queer tattoo
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G D C Cadd9 Am
Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say "Insert Cock Here"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Whore tattoo, that's a whore tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison 'cause you killed a guy
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a… cool tattoo; Sir, that's cool tattoo
VERSE 4:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must've asked
G D C Cadd9 Am
For a queer tattoo, "Give me your most queer tattoo"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Your child's name with the words "Be strong" would be beautiful, but they spelt 'strong' wrong
G D C Cadd9 Am
Yeah, they spelled it 'stong' - your stupid kid will now be 'stong'
G D C Cadd9 Am
How the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, so many queer tattoos
G D C Cadd9 Am
I guess you got that tribal-band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, really queer tattoos
VERSE 6:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got barbed wire, you got a poker Ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, a seriously queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And by 'queer' I just mean 'bad', it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
G D C Cadd9 Am
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a queer tattoo; a literally queer tattoo
OUTRO:
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T a t t o o
L i o n s ( 2 0 1 2 )
S T E P H E N L Y N C H
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his +
+ transcription of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Tuning: E (Standard), Capo 2nd Fret
CHORDS [relative to capo]:
Am C Cadd9 D G
e]---0----0----0----2----3---|
B]---1----1----1----3----0---|
G]---0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----0----0---|
A]---0----3----2---------2---|
E]-----------------------3---|
INTRO:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 1:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a unicorn, butterfly, angel wings - inner thigh
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, that's a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
Flaming skull, smoking pot, that's the opposite of not a
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoo, it's a queer tattoo
VERSE 2:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a Tweety Bird, you got a school mascot, you got a Hello Kitty; tell you what you got
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, such a queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
You think that symbol in Japanese means "strength" or "honour" - Niger, please
G D C Cadd9 Am
It means "queer tattoo", that's a queer tattoo
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 3:
G D C Cadd9 Am
Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say "Insert Cock Here"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Whore tattoo, that's a whore tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And that teardrop under your eye, that you got in prison 'cause you killed a guy
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a… cool tattoo; Sir, that's cool tattoo
VERSE 4:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got a comedy mask, got a tragedy mask, any fucking mask then you must've asked
G D C Cadd9 Am
For a queer tattoo, "Give me your most queer tattoo"
G D C Cadd9 Am
Your child's name with the words "Be strong" would be beautiful, but they spelt 'strong' wrong
G D C Cadd9 Am
Yeah, they spelled it 'stong' - your stupid kid will now be 'stong'
G D C Cadd9 Am
How the hell they get that wrong? Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?
INTERLUDE:
||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / :|| (x2)
VERSE 5:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You love your laughing Jesus tat, but that's just Jesus laughing at your
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, so many queer tattoos
G D C Cadd9 Am
I guess you got that tribal-band from a tribe indigenous to the land of
G D C Cadd9 Am
Queer tattoos, really queer tattoos
VERSE 6:
G D C Cadd9 Am
You got barbed wire, you got a poker Ace, got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
G D C Cadd9 Am
Got a queer tattoo, a seriously queer tattoo
G D C Cadd9 Am
And by 'queer' I just mean 'bad', it wouldn't mean gay unless you had
G D C Cadd9 Am
A pink triangle on a rainbow flag, with a bear wearing leather and a red ball gag
G D C Cadd9 Am
That's a queer tattoo; a literally queer tattoo
OUTRO:
|| G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cadd9 | Am / / / ||
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