Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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I saw this song on comedy central and had to learn how to play it, it's so funny,
and really easy and catchy to play. E-mail me at [email protected] if you want to
mp3 of this song, it's really hard to find. E-mail me for questions or comments
on the tab too, Thanks!
F#=244XXX E=0221XX A=X0222X D=XX0232
F# E
I came down to the breakfast table
D A
Felt like I could cry
F# E
Tried so hard but wasn't able
D E
To look you in the eye
F# E
For I am feeling so much shame
D A
Yes I have brought disgrace
F# E
Can tell I soiled my good name
D E
By the look upon your face
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E (stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for a measure)
A E D E
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
A E D E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A E D E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A E D E
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)
A E D E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A E D E
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
A E D E
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A E D E
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)
Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)
A E D E
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
A E D E
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
D E(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
Ending A, E, D, E, A
and really easy and catchy to play. E-mail me at [email protected] if you want to
mp3 of this song, it's really hard to find. E-mail me for questions or comments
on the tab too, Thanks!
F#=244XXX E=0221XX A=X0222X D=XX0232
F# E
I came down to the breakfast table
D A
Felt like I could cry
F# E
Tried so hard but wasn't able
D E
To look you in the eye
F# E
For I am feeling so much shame
D A
Yes I have brought disgrace
F# E
Can tell I soiled my good name
D E
By the look upon your face
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E (stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for a measure)
A E D E
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
A E D E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A E D E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A E D E
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had
(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)
A E D E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A E D E
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
A E D E
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A E D E
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)
Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)
A E D E
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
A E D E
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30
A E D E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A E D E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A E D E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
D E(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
D E(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
A E D E
Talk to me dad
Ending A, E, D, E, A
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