Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Grandfather Die
I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour
video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his
real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm...
Tabbed by- Goomba, Arnold S., Me
G Bm
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G Bm
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G Bm
when granderfather dies
C D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C D
cause I'll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
Bm C
So grandfather die
G
don't keep me in suspense
Bm C
oh, grandfather cough
G
up that inheritance
Bm C
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
Bm C Am
I love you to death
D
but I've got bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G Bm
I'll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin' pool
G Bm
I'll party with Hef
C D
I'll dine with the Queen
C D
Now what say we unplug
G
that machine.
Bm C
Now grandfather die
G
before the Fiscal Year
Bm C
oh grandfather I
G
Wish Kervorkian were here
Bm C
oh grandfather fly
G
just take your final vow
Bm C Am
oh grandfather die
G
the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
Bridge
Am
For God's sake,
Bm C D
you must be as old as the sun
Am Bm C D
you're social security number is one
Am Bm C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
D
and an amputee
Am Bm
you donate your blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am Bm
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am Bm
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am Bm
you old motherf**ker
C D
just walk towards the goddamn light
Am Bm C D
G Bm C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
It's all over now
C D
My granddaddy's dead
G Bm
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G Bm
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should work out alright
C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Chords:
G (320022)
Bm (x24432)
C (x32010)
D (xx0232)
Am (x02210)
If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the
Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats
just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the
right ones then just be proud of yourself...
I tabbed this off of what he played on his Comedy Central-World Comedy Tour
video. Althought the lyrics are different its still played the same way in his
real song on his cd... Its played in regular tuning just listen to the song for the rhythm...
Tabbed by- Goomba, Arnold S., Me
G Bm
When grandfahter dies
C D
Life will strange
G Bm
When grandfather dies
C D
my whole world will change
G Bm
when granderfather dies
C D
I'll scream and I'll yell
C D
cause I'll f**king rich
G
as hell
Chorus
Bm C
So grandfather die
G
don't keep me in suspense
Bm C
oh, grandfather cough
G
up that inheritance
Bm C
oh grandfather don't
G
hold on another day
Bm C Am
I love you to death
D
but I've got bills to pay
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
A stroke would be nice
C D
disease would be cool
G Bm
I'll scatter his ashes
C D
In my new swimmin' pool
G Bm
I'll party with Hef
C D
I'll dine with the Queen
C D
Now what say we unplug
G
that machine.
Bm C
Now grandfather die
G
before the Fiscal Year
Bm C
oh grandfather I
G
Wish Kervorkian were here
Bm C
oh grandfather fly
G
just take your final vow
Bm C Am
oh grandfather die
G
the family hates you anyhow
(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
Bridge
Am
For God's sake,
Bm C D
you must be as old as the sun
Am Bm C D
you're social security number is one
Am Bm C
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
D
and an amputee
Am Bm
you donate your blood
C D
every time that you pee
Am Bm
your arthritis acts up
C D
whenever it rains
Am Bm
your so old, your penis
C D
has vericose veins
Am Bm
oh why don't do die grandpa
C D
why must you fight
Am Bm
you old motherf**ker
C D
just walk towards the goddamn light
Am Bm C D
G Bm C D
oohh walk toward the light old man
(Stroke Down Once) D
e-2------
b---3----
g-----2--
d-------0
a--------
e--------
G Bm
It's all over now
C D
My granddaddy's dead
G Bm
a mysterious blow
C D
to his wrinkled old head
G Bm
Before I collect
C D
A small oversight
C D G
But everything should work out alright
C D G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
Chords:
G (320022)
Bm (x24432)
C (x32010)
D (xx0232)
Am (x02210)
If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the
Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats
just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the
right ones then just be proud of yourself...
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