Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Whoever posted the chords for this tune originally was close, but they got the some of
the chords in the chorus and pre-chorus sections wrong. Thanks for posting it, but here's how it should be.
-phil
Gerbil
by Stephen Lynch
(pick the 1st verse)
A G D C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G D C
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
A G D C
I get undressed and I start to lube
A G D C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
Bb A
Wondering just how he'll feel
Bb A
will he like it better than his little wheel
Bb A
careful now he's right beside me
Bb C
one more inch and he's inside me
D F D F D F D F
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
D F D F
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
D F D F
be my little chimney sweeper
D F D F
one thing I forgot about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
A G D C
so now my gerbils on easy street
A G D C
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
A G D C
the situation is beyond my control
A G D C
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
Bb A
I tried crowbars I tried wires
Bb A
I almost got him with a pair of pliers
Bb A
I tried cheese but he's not biting
Bb A
I wish this wasn't so exciting
D F D F D F D F
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
D F D F
Jesus, I am such a sucker
D F D F
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
D F D F
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
A G D C
Now it's too late my gerbil died
A G D C
I guess I have committed gerbacide
A G D C
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A G D (no C) A
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
(Continue strumming verse chords)
don't stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
the chords in the chorus and pre-chorus sections wrong. Thanks for posting it, but here's how it should be.
-phil
Gerbil
by Stephen Lynch
(pick the 1st verse)
A G D C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G D C
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
A G D C
I get undressed and I start to lube
A G D C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
Bb A
Wondering just how he'll feel
Bb A
will he like it better than his little wheel
Bb A
careful now he's right beside me
Bb C
one more inch and he's inside me
D F D F D F D F
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
D F D F
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
D F D F
be my little chimney sweeper
D F D F
one thing I forgot about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
A G D C
so now my gerbils on easy street
A G D C
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
A G D C
the situation is beyond my control
A G D C
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
Bb A
I tried crowbars I tried wires
Bb A
I almost got him with a pair of pliers
Bb A
I tried cheese but he's not biting
Bb A
I wish this wasn't so exciting
D F D F D F D F
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
D F D F
Jesus, I am such a sucker
D F D F
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
D F D F
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
A G D C
Now it's too late my gerbil died
A G D C
I guess I have committed gerbacide
A G D C
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A G D (no C) A
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
(Continue strumming verse chords)
don't stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
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