Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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For Me - Stephen Lynch
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Tabbed by: Apostolas
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure
is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks.
Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and
intro is included in the first verse.
e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|
B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|
G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|
D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|
A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|
E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|
e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|
B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|
D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|
A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1 Lyrics:
The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.
The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.
Chorus 1:
Em C D
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.
Em C D
And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.
And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.
Chorus 2:
Em C D
And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap
Em C D
And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge:
C D G D
Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.
C D G D
Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3:
Em C D
Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.
Em C D
When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
===============================================================================
For Me - Stephen Lynch
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tabbed by: Apostolas
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
I haven't seen a tab for this song, so I thought I'd try to make one. I'm pretty sure
is how it goes. Any comments or questions just e-mail me. Thanks.
Intro/Verse: When you see the x's, slap the strings. Play 3x during the verse's, and
intro is included in the first verse.
e|---------3------x------3------3------0------0------------------------------|
B|---------3------x------3------3------0----------0--------------------------|
G|----------------x------4------4------0--------------0----------------------|
D|----------------x------5------5------2------------------2------------------|
A|--2-------------x------5------5------2----------------------2--------------|
E|--3-------------x------3------3------0--------------------------0----------|
e|--------------0---------------3p0------------------------------------------|
B|------1---------------1-------------1--------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------2----------------------------------|
D|------2-------2-------2---2-----------------2------------------------------|
A|--0-------0-------0--------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse 1 Lyrics:
The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.
The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.
Chorus 1:
Em C D
And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood.
Em C D
And sometimes, your disappointed in my manly hood.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Verse 2 Lyrics:
Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.
And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.
Chorus 2:
Em C D
And I know, that the porno movies make ya feel cheap
Em C D
And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast asleep, baby.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play intro 1x here.
Bridge:
C D G D
Try so hard to be a man but, so damn hard to please.
C D G D
Doesn't help to know that your best friend, runs on batteries.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Chorus 3:
Em C D
Even though, my love's a little premature, yeah.
Em C D
When you call me, Mr. Softy I get insecure.
C D
I can't take it please, fake it for me.
Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.
This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.
| / slide up
| slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
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