Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
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Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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Artist: Stpehen Lynch
Song: Ugly Baby
Tabbed by: Albert N
Chords:
A (x02220) F#m (244222)
Asus4 (x02230)
Bm (x24432)
E (022100)
D (xx0232)
You need a capo on the first fret.
Intro: A, Asus4
Verse 1:
Bm E A
My lady give birth today
Bm E A
I run to her room right away
Bm E F#m D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
D E
I look at my newborn and say
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
D E A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
Bm E A
Can't Believe this came from me
Bm E A
Think her mom did too much LSD
Bm E F#m D
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
D E
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
D E A
Cause damn thats and ugly baby
Bridge:
Bm
And when she smiles I find
A E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
Bm
It makes me want to cry
A E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
Bm
The doctor calles me in
A E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn that's a good lookin baby
Bm E A
One for two on the good lookin babys
Bm E F#m D
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
D E
Cause that was an ugly Ass..
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
A Bm E
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
A Bm E
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
A Bm E
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
A Bm E
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
A Bm
Oh no...not me....
A Bm E
I dont want no ugly baby
A Bm E
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
Song: Ugly Baby
Tabbed by: Albert N
Chords:
A (x02220) F#m (244222)
Asus4 (x02230)
Bm (x24432)
E (022100)
D (xx0232)
You need a capo on the first fret.
Intro: A, Asus4
Verse 1:
Bm E A
My lady give birth today
Bm E A
I run to her room right away
Bm E F#m D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
D E
I look at my newborn and say
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
D E A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
Bm E A
Can't Believe this came from me
Bm E A
Think her mom did too much LSD
Bm E F#m D
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
D E
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Bm E F#m D
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
D E A
Cause damn thats and ugly baby
Bridge:
Bm
And when she smiles I find
A E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
Bm
It makes me want to cry
A E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
Bm
The doctor calles me in
A E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
A Bm E
Damn that's a good lookin baby
Bm E A
One for two on the good lookin babys
Bm E F#m D
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
D E
Cause that was an ugly Ass..
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
A Bm E
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
A Bm E
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
A Bm E
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
A Bm E
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
A Bm
Oh no...not me....
A Bm E
I dont want no ugly baby
A Bm E
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
A Bm E
Damn thats an ugly baby
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