Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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/ Stephen Lynch / This song is good fun and easy to learn.
/ Albino / Listen to the track for the rhythm.
/ The Craig Machine / Chord list is at the bottom.
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Standard tuning: EADGBe
No capo
G Am7 G STOP
Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life
That have, you know, slipped away somehow
Uh, but I could only come up with... two
G Am7 G C
G Am7 G C
G D/F#
I was in love with an albino
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
G D/F#
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
Cm G
Then one day it snowed real hard
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D
And she disappear--ear--ear--red
G Am7 G C
That's one
G Am7 G C
Here's two
G D/F#
I loved little Agnus Johnson
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
I met her at the old folks' home
G D/F#
She'd call me up and say "Hey Stephen
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone"
Cm G
Then one day her EKG went
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D G
Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep
Chords used:
G 320033
Am7 575555
C X32010
D/F# 200232
Am X02210
Em7* 020000
Cadd9 X32030
Cm X35543
G5/F# 2X0033
Em7 022030
D XX0232
/ Stephen Lynch / This song is good fun and easy to learn.
/ Albino / Listen to the track for the rhythm.
/ The Craig Machine / Chord list is at the bottom.
---------------------
Standard tuning: EADGBe
No capo
G Am7 G STOP
Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life
That have, you know, slipped away somehow
Uh, but I could only come up with... two
G Am7 G C
G Am7 G C
G D/F#
I was in love with an albino
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
G D/F#
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
Cm G
Then one day it snowed real hard
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D
And she disappear--ear--ear--red
G Am7 G C
That's one
G Am7 G C
Here's two
G D/F#
I loved little Agnus Johnson
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
I met her at the old folks' home
G D/F#
She'd call me up and say "Hey Stephen
Am Am Em7* C Cadd9
Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone"
Cm G
Then one day her EKG went
Cm G G5/F# Em7 D G
Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep
Chords used:
G 320033
Am7 575555
C X32010
D/F# 200232
Am X02210
Em7* 020000
Cadd9 X32030
Cm X35543
G5/F# 2X0033
Em7 022030
D XX0232
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