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Jon Lajoie

Cold Blooded Christmas

por Jon Lajoie
Jon Lajoie

Biografia:

Jonathan "Jon" Lajoie (pronuncia-se lah-jwah) é um comediante, ator e internet celebrity de Montreal, Quebec, Canadá, que adquiriu uma grande fama por causa de seus vídeos cômicos postados na internet, em 2008.

Nascido e criado em Saint-Hubert, Quebec, Lajoie formou-se no programa de teatro da Universidade de Dawson em 2001. Desde 2002, ele atuou como um músico anglófono chamado Thomas Edison, na novela francófona L'auberge du chien noir, da Radio-Canada.

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Jon Lajoie

Outras músicas:

  • 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
  • Birthday Song
  • High As F#%k
  • Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
  • The Potty Training Song
  • Alone In The Universe
  • Broken
  • Chatroulette Song
  • Cold Blooded Christmas
  • Dropping E
  • Everyday Normal Guy 2
  • Fear Boner
  • Fk Everything
  • Ghost Monkey
  • High As Fuck
  • If I Had Wings
  • In Different Ways
  • Michael Richards
  • Osama Is Dead
  • Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
  • Please Use This Song
  • Pop Song
  • Radio Friendly Song
  • Song For Britney
  • Song For Students
  • Stay At Home Dad
  • Too Fast
  • Wtf Collective 2

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Quatro anos de trabalho duro!

Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!

336 Artista   62 Música   171 Cifra Cifra
Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.

A E
It was late at night on Christmas eve
A E
I was dreaming of the soft white snow
A E
I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree
A E D E A
What it was I did not know
A E
It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts
A E
Unfortunately I did not know that
A E
So I quietly snuck up behind him
A E D E A
And I shot him five times in the back
A A A
It went Pow pow pow pow pow
A A A
He said "what the fuck ow ow ow"
A A A A
Then I shot him three more times in the head
A A D E
Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead
A E
That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard
A E
And his red suit filled with bullet holes
A E
I said "oh my god I killed santa clause
A E D E A
I'm not going to jail for this asshole"
A E
So I went to my shed and I got my saw
A E
And I started to choppipty chop chop
A E
I started with his arms then his legs then his head
A E D E A
And then the torso was a really long job
A A
And the blood went spurt spurt spurt
A A A
It was really hard work work work
A A A
It was hard cutting through his spine
A A D E
I must have vomited sixteen times
A E
I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace
A E
The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose
A E
Eleven hours later there was nothing left
A E D E A
And that's when I heard my telephone
A E
It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob
A E
She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause
A E
But he didn't come home last night
A E D E A
Have you seen him god I hope he's alright"




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