Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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It was late at night on Christmas eve
A E
I was dreaming of the soft white snow
A E
I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree
A E D E A
What it was I did not know
A E
It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts
A E
Unfortunately I did not know that
A E
So I quietly snuck up behind him
A E D E A
And I shot him five times in the back
A A A
It went Pow pow pow pow pow
A A A
He said "what the fuck ow ow ow"
A A A A
Then I shot him three more times in the head
A A D E
Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead
A E
That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard
A E
And his red suit filled with bullet holes
A E
I said "oh my god I killed santa clause
A E D E A
I'm not going to jail for this asshole"
A E
So I went to my shed and I got my saw
A E
And I started to choppipty chop chop
A E
I started with his arms then his legs then his head
A E D E A
And then the torso was a really long job
A A
And the blood went spurt spurt spurt
A A A
It was really hard work work work
A A A
It was hard cutting through his spine
A A D E
I must have vomited sixteen times
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I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace
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The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose
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Eleven hours later there was nothing left
A E D E A
And that's when I heard my telephone
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It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob
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She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause
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But he didn't come home last night
A E D E A
Have you seen him god I hope he's alright"
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