Biografia:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Outras músicas:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
Quatro anos de trabalho duro!Neste mês de maio fizemos quatro anos no ar. Continuamos trabalhando na divulgação deste maravilhoso instrumento, obrigado por participar da nossa história!
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Artist - Kevin bloody Wilson
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Song - I've had an absolute cunt of a day
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Tabbed By - Ayreon77
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Tuning = Standard
CHORUS
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E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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VERSE 1
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E A E
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
A E
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
E A
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
E A E
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
A E
skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
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E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
C F
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VERSE 2
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F C F
No hot water had to take a cold shower
Bb C F
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
Bb F
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
G C
had an absolute cunt of a day
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VERSE 3
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C F
pulling on me jeans and tripped
Bb F
busted me nose and split me fucking lip
C F
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
*******
F
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Bb F
Everything that could go, did go wrong
Bb F
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G
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VERSE 4
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G D G
then driving me self to the docs
C G
packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
C G
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
A D
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G D G
the bastards didn't even let me explain
C G C G
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
*******
G
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
C G
Everything that could go, did go wrong
C G
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
E
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VERSE 5
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A D A
so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
D A
and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy
D E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead
D A
and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
D A D
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
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CHORUS
*******
E D A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
D A
everything that could go did go wrong,
D A E D A
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days
ENJOY...........
Artist - Kevin bloody Wilson
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Song - I've had an absolute cunt of a day
*******************************************
Tabbed By - Ayreon77
**********************
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tuning = Standard
CHORUS
*******
E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
-------------------------------------------
VERSE 1
********
E A E
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
A E
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
E A
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
E A E
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
A E
skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
*******
E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
C F
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VERSE 2
*********
F C F
No hot water had to take a cold shower
Bb C F
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
Bb F
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
G C
had an absolute cunt of a day
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VERSE 3
********
C F
pulling on me jeans and tripped
Bb F
busted me nose and split me fucking lip
C F
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
*******
F
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Bb F
Everything that could go, did go wrong
Bb F
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G
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VERSE 4
********
G D G
then driving me self to the docs
C G
packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
C G
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
A D
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G D G
the bastards didn't even let me explain
C G C G
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
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CHORUS
*******
G
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
C G
Everything that could go, did go wrong
C G
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
E
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VERSE 5
********
A D A
so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
D A
and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy
D E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead
D A
and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
D A D
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
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CHORUS
*******
E D A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
D A
everything that could go did go wrong,
D A E D A
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days
ENJOY...........
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