Biografia:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Outras músicas:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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[Verse 1]
D G D
Well, I just got in from the local, I had to try the local brew,
G D E A
And I run into the local gossip, and I learned a thing or to,
D G D
About you local yokels, and what yas get up to,
G D A D
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read 'em back to you.
[Chorus]
G D G D
He said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
G D Dh/o D A D
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
D A D
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
D A D
The local cops' a cunt.
[Verse 2]
D G D
The local mayor's a fuckin dickhead, his wifes' the local snob,
G D E A
The local bank managers a fuckin' wanker, and so's the local cop,
D G D
The local sparky's a fuckin' cowboy, local plumber's makin' a mint,
G D A D
The local undertaker's a fuckin' weirdo, and the local layers' full a shit.
[Chorus]
G D G D
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
G D Dh/o D A D
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
D A D
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
D A D
The local cops' a cunt.
[Interlude]
(Play a couple of bars of E)
[Verse 3]
E A E
The local bookie's a fuckin' shonky barstard, local races fuckin' rigged,
A E F# B
Local publican oughta be fuckin' hung, for waterin' down the piss,
E A E
The local pollies' a fuckin' gin jockey, and here's some'n else I know,
A E B E
The local cricket team ain't worth fuckin' shit, the local footy teams a fuckin' joke.
[Chorus]
A E A E
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
E B E
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
E B E
The local cops' a cunt.
[Verse 4]
E A E
The local butcher's full a blow flies, local dogs are full a fleas,
A E F# B
Local barbers' a fuckin' butcher, local kids are fuckin' thieves,
E A E
Local caryards' a fuckin' rip off, and so's the local show,
A E B E
And the local cops' a deadset cunt, but I mentioned that a minute a go.
[Chorus]
A E A E
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
A E A E
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
E B E
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
E B E
The local cops' a cunt.
Big finish... 1, 2, 3, 4,
E B E
The local cop's a cunt.
D G D
Well, I just got in from the local, I had to try the local brew,
G D E A
And I run into the local gossip, and I learned a thing or to,
D G D
About you local yokels, and what yas get up to,
G D A D
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read 'em back to you.
[Chorus]
G D G D
He said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
G D Dh/o D A D
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
D A D
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
D A D
The local cops' a cunt.
[Verse 2]
D G D
The local mayor's a fuckin dickhead, his wifes' the local snob,
G D E A
The local bank managers a fuckin' wanker, and so's the local cop,
D G D
The local sparky's a fuckin' cowboy, local plumber's makin' a mint,
G D A D
The local undertaker's a fuckin' weirdo, and the local layers' full a shit.
[Chorus]
G D G D
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
G D Dh/o D A D
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
D A D
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
D A D
The local cops' a cunt.
[Interlude]
(Play a couple of bars of E)
[Verse 3]
E A E
The local bookie's a fuckin' shonky barstard, local races fuckin' rigged,
A E F# B
Local publican oughta be fuckin' hung, for waterin' down the piss,
E A E
The local pollies' a fuckin' gin jockey, and here's some'n else I know,
A E B E
The local cricket team ain't worth fuckin' shit, the local footy teams a fuckin' joke.
[Chorus]
A E A E
And the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
E B E
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
E B E
The local cops' a cunt.
[Verse 4]
E A E
The local butcher's full a blow flies, local dogs are full a fleas,
A E F# B
Local barbers' a fuckin' butcher, local kids are fuckin' thieves,
E A E
Local caryards' a fuckin' rip off, and so's the local show,
A E B E
And the local cops' a deadset cunt, but I mentioned that a minute a go.
[Chorus]
A E A E
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
A E A E
I said the local chefs' a poofter, the local docs' a drunk,
A E Eh/o E B E
The local priest likes little boys bums, and the local cops' a cunt,
E B E
I said the local cops' a... what did I say...
E B E
The local cops' a cunt.
Big finish... 1, 2, 3, 4,
E B E
The local cop's a cunt.
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