Biografía:
Timothy David "Tim" Minchin, nació el 7 de Octubre de 1975 en Northampton, Inglaterra es un comediante, actor y músico británico-australiano. Es conocido por su comedia musical, ha producido 6 CD, tres DVD y numerosos shows en vivo que ha realiza internacionalmente.
Discos: Sit (with band Timmy the Dog) (2001)
Darkside (2005)
So Rock (2006)
Ready For This? (2009)
Live at the O2 (2010)
Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra (2011)
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Otras canciones:
- Canvas Bags
- Darkside
- Drowned
- F Sharp
- F*ck The Poor
- Lullaby
- Naughty
- Not Perfect
- Peace Anthem For Palestine
- Prejudice
- Rock 'n' Roll Nerd
- When I Grow Up
- White Wine In The Sun
- 10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins
- 15 Minutes
- 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
- Beauty
- Brain Cum
- Come Home Cardinal Pell
- Confessions
- Cont
- Dark Side
- Enviromentalism
- Fancy That
- Fat Children
- Fuck The Poor
- Hello
- Hope From Groundhog Day
- I Love Jesus
- If I Had My Time Again From Groundhog Day
- If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out
- If You Really Loved Me
- Inflatable You
- Its Not Perfect
- Leaving La
- Loud
- Lust Or Outstanding Woman
- My House
- Night Will Come Groundhog Day
- Nothing Can Stop Us Now
- Nothing Changes
- Nothing Ruins Comedy
- Playing Nancy
- Quiet
- Rock N Roll Nerd
- Second Encore
- Seeing You
- So Long As We Are Together
- Some People Have It Worse Than I
- Song For Wossy
- Summer Romance
- Thank You God
- The Fence
- The Good Book
- The Guilt Song
- The Pope Song
- The Song For Phil Daoust
- There Will Be Sun
- Three Minute Song
- White Wine In The Sun Christmas Song
- Woody Allen Jesus
- You Grew On Me
- Youtube Lament
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Bb F
My people rang me up a couple of weeks ago
Bb F C
Yeah, I’ve got people; and a phone; and a grasp on the passage of time
Bb C Dm C Dm
Yeah they rang me up, said “Tim, will you go on Ruth Jones show
C Bb F
They want you to sing a song, it’ll be fine, fine, fine”
Bb F
But the problem with my particular œuvre,
Bb F
Is that half my songs are five minutes and over.
C
And the wisdom here at the BBC,
C
Is that viewers switch off if you go past three,
Bb F
And a lot of my songs have a bit of bad language,
Bb F
Which causes the viewers untold anguish,
C Dm
It seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved,
Bb C F
For pussy puns on ‘Are You Being Served?’.
F
And so I need a song that only goes for three minutes,
C
Without no bums or blasphemy in it,
Dm Bb C F
A lovely little song specifically written for the delicate skin of middle-class Britain.
F
I need a song with a chorus and a verse,
C
With no nasty-ass cussin’ and a-cursin’,
Dm
And I’m a little too lewd and a little too long,
Bb C F
I’ve gotta find myself a three-minute song.
Bb F
And they said, “Remember boy that music is like love-making
C Dm
it’s simply self-indulgent to take it past three minutes.
Bb F
Remember boy that music is like love-making,
C
Everybody loves a pianist, but length must have a limit…
F
So you need a song that only goes for three minutes,
C
Without no pornography or politics in it,
Dm
You’re a little verbose and a little bit wrong,
Bb C F
You’ve gotta find yourself a clean, limit, three-minute song”.
F
Three-hundred beats at a hundred beats-per-minute,
C
With nice clean jokes and a hoedown in it,
Dm
Something for the telly that never, ever fails,
Bb C F
To appease the viewers of BBC Wales.
Dm Bb F
And even in the bridge I won’t be lyrically adventurous,
Bb F C
intellectually unmention-ous, or racially contentious,
Dm Bb F
And I won’t make double entendres at the expense of the Chinese,
C C7
For China is a country that can bring me to my knees.
Bb F
For China, For China, Vagina, Vagina,
C C7
Vagina is a cunt-ry that will bring us to our knees.
N.C.
Ooh, Mr. Humphries, my pussy is all wet! (Fake laugh) Two… Three… Fore-skin
F
I need a little happy-clappy country song,
C
Nice and repetitive and not too long,
Dm
Boring enough, but not too boring,
Bb C D
With a key change here to prevent me snoring.
G
I need a song that is only three minutes,
D
Without no buggery or blasphemy in it,
Em
Something with a pleasing rhyme and rhythm,
C D
Well, if you can’t beat ‘em, get conservative with ‘em.
Instrumental break:
G - D - Em - C D
G
Oh-oh, I need a song that causes no offense,
D
To flog more tickets to my concerts,
Em
By convincing the viewer that musical satire,
C
Hasn’t progressed since Victor Borge,
Em C
You’ve got a telly and I want to be in it,
D G
But apparently you’ll only watch for three minutes.
C D G
Yeah, apparently you’ll only watch for three…
My people rang me up a couple of weeks ago
Bb F C
Yeah, I’ve got people; and a phone; and a grasp on the passage of time
Bb C Dm C Dm
Yeah they rang me up, said “Tim, will you go on Ruth Jones show
C Bb F
They want you to sing a song, it’ll be fine, fine, fine”
Bb F
But the problem with my particular œuvre,
Bb F
Is that half my songs are five minutes and over.
C
And the wisdom here at the BBC,
C
Is that viewers switch off if you go past three,
Bb F
And a lot of my songs have a bit of bad language,
Bb F
Which causes the viewers untold anguish,
C Dm
It seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved,
Bb C F
For pussy puns on ‘Are You Being Served?’.
F
And so I need a song that only goes for three minutes,
C
Without no bums or blasphemy in it,
Dm Bb C F
A lovely little song specifically written for the delicate skin of middle-class Britain.
F
I need a song with a chorus and a verse,
C
With no nasty-ass cussin’ and a-cursin’,
Dm
And I’m a little too lewd and a little too long,
Bb C F
I’ve gotta find myself a three-minute song.
Bb F
And they said, “Remember boy that music is like love-making
C Dm
it’s simply self-indulgent to take it past three minutes.
Bb F
Remember boy that music is like love-making,
C
Everybody loves a pianist, but length must have a limit…
F
So you need a song that only goes for three minutes,
C
Without no pornography or politics in it,
Dm
You’re a little verbose and a little bit wrong,
Bb C F
You’ve gotta find yourself a clean, limit, three-minute song”.
F
Three-hundred beats at a hundred beats-per-minute,
C
With nice clean jokes and a hoedown in it,
Dm
Something for the telly that never, ever fails,
Bb C F
To appease the viewers of BBC Wales.
Dm Bb F
And even in the bridge I won’t be lyrically adventurous,
Bb F C
intellectually unmention-ous, or racially contentious,
Dm Bb F
And I won’t make double entendres at the expense of the Chinese,
C C7
For China is a country that can bring me to my knees.
Bb F
For China, For China, Vagina, Vagina,
C C7
Vagina is a cunt-ry that will bring us to our knees.
N.C.
Ooh, Mr. Humphries, my pussy is all wet! (Fake laugh) Two… Three… Fore-skin
F
I need a little happy-clappy country song,
C
Nice and repetitive and not too long,
Dm
Boring enough, but not too boring,
Bb C D
With a key change here to prevent me snoring.
G
I need a song that is only three minutes,
D
Without no buggery or blasphemy in it,
Em
Something with a pleasing rhyme and rhythm,
C D
Well, if you can’t beat ‘em, get conservative with ‘em.
Instrumental break:
G - D - Em - C D
G
Oh-oh, I need a song that causes no offense,
D
To flog more tickets to my concerts,
Em
By convincing the viewer that musical satire,
C
Hasn’t progressed since Victor Borge,
Em C
You’ve got a telly and I want to be in it,
D G
But apparently you’ll only watch for three minutes.
C D G
Yeah, apparently you’ll only watch for three…
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