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Tim Minchin

5 Poofs And 2 Pianos

by Tim Minchin
Tim Minchin

Biografía:

Timothy David "Tim" Minchin, nació el 7 de Octubre de 1975 en Northampton, Inglaterra es un comediante, actor y músico británico-australiano. Es conocido por su comedia musical, ha producido 6 CD, tres DVD y numerosos shows en vivo que ha realiza internacionalmente.

Discos: Sit (with band Timmy the Dog) (2001)
Darkside (2005)
So Rock (2006)
Ready For This? (2009)
Live at the O2 (2010)
Tim Minchin and The Heritage Orchestra (2011)

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Tim Minchin

Otras canciones:

  • Canvas Bags
  • Darkside
  • Drowned
  • F Sharp
  • F*ck The Poor
  • Lullaby
  • Naughty
  • Not Perfect
  • Peace Anthem For Palestine
  • Prejudice
  • Rock 'n' Roll Nerd
  • When I Grow Up
  • White Wine In The Sun
  • 10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins
  • 15 Minutes
  • 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
  • Beauty
  • Brain Cum
  • Come Home Cardinal Pell
  • Confessions
  • Cont
  • Dark Side
  • Enviromentalism
  • Fancy That
  • Fat Children
  • Fuck The Poor
  • Hello
  • Hope From Groundhog Day
  • I Love Jesus
  • If I Had My Time Again From Groundhog Day
  • If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out
  • If You Really Loved Me
  • Inflatable You
  • Its Not Perfect
  • Leaving La
  • Loud
  • Lust Or Outstanding Woman
  • My House
  • Night Will Come Groundhog Day
  • Nothing Can Stop Us Now
  • Nothing Changes
  • Nothing Ruins Comedy
  • Playing Nancy
  • Quiet
  • Rock N Roll Nerd
  • Second Encore
  • Seeing You
  • So Long As We Are Together
  • Some People Have It Worse Than I
  • Song For Wossy
  • Summer Romance
  • Thank You God
  • The Fence
  • The Good Book
  • The Guilt Song
  • The Pope Song
  • The Song For Phil Daoust
  • There Will Be Sun
  • Three Minute Song
  • White Wine In The Sun Christmas Song
  • Woody Allen Jesus
  • You Grew On Me
  • Youtube Lament

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¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!

Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!

204 Artista   87 Música   157 Tablatura Tab
Note: this is not mine, I found it on an internet forum, if you tabbed it a) thanks b)
sorry c) your an idiot to post it on a forum and not expect it to be shared about a bit. Thanks!

(A) E/G#
Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited onto Friday Night with Wossy
F#m E
isn't wonderfully affirming, and I know I oughta
A
appreciate the risk you took, the bookers who agreed to book
E/G# F#m
E
a chap who tends to talk about the kinda things that get the BBC in hot water.

A6
And I don't want to seem greedy, I'm just saying
(E)
I'd like to be here every week if that's OK.
Fo7(or E7b9/F)
And, if you'll hear me out, I think I've got a way
F#m E D
in which we could do it pretty easily.
E
You can leave all the boring details to me.
A6* Eadd2/A* F#m/A*
It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept.
A6* Eadd2/A* E/B
No one in Britain has ever done anything like it yet.

Picture this - imagine if we had

(A) E/G# F#m E D
five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a wicked idea.
A E/G#
Why settle for a quartet of queers
D/F# E
When there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here?
(A) E/G# F#m E D
Five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it'll be ace:
A E/G# D A
a hundred percent more pianos and twenty five percent more gays.

Pickup: E F# G#
(A)
I know, I know, I've seen the problem too.
(E/A)
There's a rumour I am straight, it's true.
(D/A) Dm
It hurts to admit it, but I'm about as bent
Dm
as Wossy himself or Fiddy Cent.
(A)
But I've already thought it through.
(E/A)
D'you know there's preachers in America who reckon they can do
D
sexuality conversions. I've heard them assert
D7
they can cure a man of trouser love and turn him onto skirt.
E7
Well I don't see why they couldn't pull the same trick in reverse, and we'd have -

(A) E/G# F#m E D
five poofs and two pianos - yeah, it's a revolution
A E/G#
and probably the best solution
D E
to the problem you're inevitably having with an even number of homosexuals.

Pickup: E F# G#
(A)
Yes I know your producers might suspect
(E/A)
that the licence-paying public will object
(D/A) D
to the Corporation having yet
Dm
another homosexual to pay.
(A)
The Daily Mail will bring the big guns out.
(E/A)
Jan Moir will be frothing at the mouth,
(D/A)
writing further brilliant stuff about
(Dm) E
the myth about being both happy and gay.

F#m F#m/A F#m/C#
But all that moral indignation
D/F# A/E
will disappear when they see
D A
those four lovely guys and me
Bm E
singing in perfect harmony.

F#m/A
And all those angry letter writers,
D/A
like 'Disgusted' from the Isle of Wight
F#m/A
and 'Mad' from Hull and 'Outraged' from Leeds
E E7 Fo7
and 'Slightly Annoyed' from Berwick on Tweed,
F#m E D
will instantly change their tune.
A E
They'll be bleeding-heart liberals by Saturday noon.
D
They'll be giving their grandchildren up for adoption
E E7 Fo7
in the hope that a gay married couple will adopt 'em.

F
They'll be putting rainbow stickers on their cars,
G E (Bass line - A
E F E G A)
and cutting holes in the arse of their leather strides.
And watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
G (picks up on the G in the bass line)
Watching 2 pianos and five ..1, 2 ,3, 4,

(C) G/B Am G F
5 poofs and 2 pianos - yeah, it'll be grand.
C G/B F C
You can never have too many pianos or too much man.
(C) G/B Am F
5 poofs and 2 pianos - maybe we could out Jamie Cullum.
G F C
Make it a trio of pianos and a big gay half dozen.




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