Biografía:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Otras canciones:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Intro: A x4
Verse 1:
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she's always fartin'
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er
So she's the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 1:
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me.
Chorus: (play this after each verse)
E A
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
Extra verses:
Verse 2:
Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 3:
She's got B.O. and she's got bad breath
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she's always fartin'
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er
So she's the sorta sheila for me.
play chorus twice
End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
A A
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
D D
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
E E
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was
E A (normal strum pattern)
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
E A E A
She's the sorta sheila for me.
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