Biografía:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Otras canciones:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
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Ten days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,
F C Am D G7
And im shittin' in litres and firin' both ends, i'll never shit solid again.
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And its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,
christ, im shittin' it away.
F C Am D G7 C
cause im glued to the loo while my mates are out raving, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
I'll never shit solid again, or hold anything down for as long as i live,
F C Am D G7 C
cause me arse is jammed open from freckle fatigue, i'll never shit solid again.
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I called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to
thicken it up,
F C Am D G7
then she pissed her self laughin and hung up the phone, i'll never shit solid again.
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Just had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,
F C Am D G7 C
Jesus, hope i remember to use the right hand, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
i'll never shit solid again, so i'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring,
F C Am D G7 C
at least when i fart i wont splatter me jeans, i'll never shit solid again.
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I'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,
F C Am D G7
will it spray through me fingers or run down me leg, i'll never shit solid again.
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slipped on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,
then i spewed a bit more,
F C Am D G7 C
Now i gotta sift through it cause me denture fell in, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
I'll never shit solid again, me rings hanging out and me guts have caved in,
F C Am
i'll be buried in a bucket and me mates will all sing.....................
D G7 C
"He'll never shit solid again"
Ten days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,
F C Am D G7
And im shittin' in litres and firin' both ends, i'll never shit solid again.
C
And its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,
christ, im shittin' it away.
F C Am D G7 C
cause im glued to the loo while my mates are out raving, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
I'll never shit solid again, or hold anything down for as long as i live,
F C Am D G7 C
cause me arse is jammed open from freckle fatigue, i'll never shit solid again.
C
I called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to
thicken it up,
F C Am D G7
then she pissed her self laughin and hung up the phone, i'll never shit solid again.
C
Just had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,
F C Am D G7 C
Jesus, hope i remember to use the right hand, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
i'll never shit solid again, so i'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring,
F C Am D G7 C
at least when i fart i wont splatter me jeans, i'll never shit solid again.
C
I'm doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,
F C Am D G7
will it spray through me fingers or run down me leg, i'll never shit solid again.
C
slipped on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,
then i spewed a bit more,
F C Am D G7 C
Now i gotta sift through it cause me denture fell in, i'll never shit solid again.
F C G7 C
I'll never shit solid again, me rings hanging out and me guts have caved in,
F C Am
i'll be buried in a bucket and me mates will all sing.....................
D G7 C
"He'll never shit solid again"
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