Biografía:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Otras canciones:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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It was over (before it began) - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Also known as Kev's Lament
Tabbed by Del Bradley CAPO on 3
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INTRO G Em C D , G Em C D
G Em
I remember back on our very first date
C D
In the back seat of me car
G Em
I wanted you to go all the way
C D
But you wouldn't go that far
C D
I wanted you to hold me dick
C D
You wanted to hold me hand
C D
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
C D
I just blew it and come in me pants
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
C D
As I fumbled with your gear
G Em
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
C D
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear
C D
Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
C D
And unhook your bra with one hand
C D
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
C D
I come in me pants again
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles
C D
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
G C
First time I've had a tit in me mouth
A7 D
Since I was nine months old
C D
I had lovers' balls and you had no idea
C D
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
C D
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
C D E G
I come in me pants again ... oh, shit ... and again
G Em
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
C D
And we couldn't seem to agree
G C
You got the giggles and I got the shits
A7 D
Then you wouldn't talk to me
C D
And when we made up and we started again
C D
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
C D
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
C D
And I shit in me pants as well
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
C D
And do things that they did in the past
G C
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
A7 D
You can go stick 'em right up your arse!
C D
'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
C D
With a tear in me eye I recall
C D
How me, I had a cunt of a life,
C D
But me undies had a ball
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D
Before it began (OUTRO TO FADE including Ad Libs)
Also known as Kev's Lament
Tabbed by Del Bradley CAPO on 3
__________________________________________________________________
Please don't forget to rate and comment,
Your feedback would be much appreciated, Thank you :)
__________________________________________________________________
INTRO G Em C D , G Em C D
G Em
I remember back on our very first date
C D
In the back seat of me car
G Em
I wanted you to go all the way
C D
But you wouldn't go that far
C D
I wanted you to hold me dick
C D
You wanted to hold me hand
C D
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
C D
I just blew it and come in me pants
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
C D
As I fumbled with your gear
G Em
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
C D
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear
C D
Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
C D
And unhook your bra with one hand
C D
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
C D
I come in me pants again
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles
C D
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
G C
First time I've had a tit in me mouth
A7 D
Since I was nine months old
C D
I had lovers' balls and you had no idea
C D
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
C D
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
C D E G
I come in me pants again ... oh, shit ... and again
G Em
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
C D
And we couldn't seem to agree
G C
You got the giggles and I got the shits
A7 D
Then you wouldn't talk to me
C D
And when we made up and we started again
C D
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
C D
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
C D
And I shit in me pants as well
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G Em C D
Before it be-gan
G Em
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
C D
And do things that they did in the past
G C
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
A7 D
You can go stick 'em right up your arse!
C D
'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
C D
With a tear in me eye I recall
C D
How me, I had a cunt of a life,
C D
But me undies had a ball
D G G C D
And it was over ...
D G G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D , G Em C D
Before it began (OUTRO TO FADE including Ad Libs)
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