Biografía:
Jonathan Lajoie es un comediante canadiense, actor y celebridad de Internet.
Las letras de las canciones de Lajoie son a menudo parodias de lo cotidiano, como los padres que se quedan en casa, intentos patéticos por tener relaciones sexuales con niñas y hacer tareas en las tardes de domingo. Algunos de los éxitos de Lajoie son The Bastard Breaks Up (El Bastardo Corta con su Chica), "2 Girls 1 Cup Song" (Canción De Dos Chicas Y Una Copa), Show Me Your Genitals ("Muéstrame tus genitales")
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Otras canciones:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Intro:
Bm, A, Bm, A
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
Bm, A, Bm, A
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
Bm A
I can run a hundred miles
Bm A
without stoppin' for rest
Bm A
I can stay under water for
Bm A
five minutes on a single breath
[Bridge]
G
When I focus my mind I
A
always reach my goal
G
But there's one thing
A
I cannot control...
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
A couple strokes and my
G5
erection is a
A D
thing of the past
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
Sometimes it's even
G5
game over
A D
before I take off my pants
[Verse 2]
Bm A
I've read all the articles
Bm A
and I've tried every trick
Bm A
Thinking of Sports or naked
Bm A
Cathy Bates in About Schmidt
[Bridge]
G
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
A
last a minute or two
G
But if we doggie-style
A
oh man I'm schrewed!
[CHORUS]
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I carry a spare pare of
G5
underwear in case a
A D
girl sits on my lap
D Dmaj7
I come too fast!
D7 G
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
A
I swear I'll even shoot
G5
my load... if a
A D
fly lands on my shaft.
Dm Am D
Oooooh...
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