Biografía:
Jonathan Lajoie es un comediante canadiense, actor y celebridad de Internet.
Las letras de las canciones de Lajoie son a menudo parodias de lo cotidiano, como los padres que se quedan en casa, intentos patéticos por tener relaciones sexuales con niñas y hacer tareas en las tardes de domingo. Algunos de los éxitos de Lajoie son The Bastard Breaks Up (El Bastardo Corta con su Chica), "2 Girls 1 Cup Song" (Canción De Dos Chicas Y Una Copa), Show Me Your Genitals ("Muéstrame tus genitales")
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Otras canciones:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
E E B Dm B A B E B
E B Dm
Have you ever watched the sun go down
B
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
A B E B
Have you ever been high as fuck
E B Dm
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
B
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
A B E B
Have you ever been high as fuck
E B
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
Dm B
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
A B E B
Have you ever been high as fuck
E B
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
Dm B
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
A B E B
You say that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms
E B
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
Dm B
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
A B E B
So you walk around the block to buy some time
E B
You finally decide to go into the store
Dm B
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
ABE B
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
Dm B E B
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
Dm
You should have bought some juice and snacks
B E
But you were too high
Dm B E B
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
Dm B E
And for some reason the game Battleship
E
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
E
like battleship when you were a kid
E
and how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
E
so you say Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now
E
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
E
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
E
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
E
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
EBm B
and you say You know what world You've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
E B Dm
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
B A
That they weren't crispy anymore
B E
Have you ever been high as fuck
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Jonas Brothers
Jonathan Boulet
Jonathan Clay
Jonny Marks
Jonsi
Jontron
Jony
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