Biografía:
Jonathan Lajoie es un comediante canadiense, actor y celebridad de Internet.
Las letras de las canciones de Lajoie son a menudo parodias de lo cotidiano, como los padres que se quedan en casa, intentos patéticos por tener relaciones sexuales con niñas y hacer tareas en las tardes de domingo. Algunos de los éxitos de Lajoie son The Bastard Breaks Up (El Bastardo Corta con su Chica), "2 Girls 1 Cup Song" (Canción De Dos Chicas Y Una Copa), Show Me Your Genitals ("Muéstrame tus genitales")
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Otras canciones:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Here it is folks!;-)
Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
Chords:
C Cmaj7 F G C7
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C Cmaj7
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
F C
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
C
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C Cmaj7
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
F C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers
So I could fly
C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
F C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
C7
I'd be high as fuck
F C
And if I could ask god one question
Cmaj7 F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C Cmaj7 F
And I just say nevermind
F
I'm not that curious
G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me
C Cmaj7
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
F C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
And be like
Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C F
A regular everyday half-bird guy
Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
Chords:
C Cmaj7 F G C7
e---0---|---0---|---0---|---3---|---0---|
b---1---|---0---|---1---|---0---|---1---|
g---0---|---0---|---2---|---0---|---3---|
D---2---|---2---|---3---|---0---|---2---|
A---3---|---3---|---3---|---2---|---3---|
E---x---|---x---|---x---|---3---|---x---|
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
F C
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
C
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C Cmaj7
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
F C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers
So I could fly
C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
F C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
C7
I'd be high as fuck
F C
And if I could ask god one question
Cmaj7 F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C Cmaj7 F
And I just say nevermind
F
I'm not that curious
G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me
C Cmaj7
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
F C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
And be like
Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C Cmaj7
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C F
A regular everyday half-bird guy
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