Biografía:
Jonathan Lajoie es un comediante canadiense, actor y celebridad de Internet.
Las letras de las canciones de Lajoie son a menudo parodias de lo cotidiano, como los padres que se quedan en casa, intentos patéticos por tener relaciones sexuales con niñas y hacer tareas en las tardes de domingo. Algunos de los éxitos de Lajoie son The Bastard Breaks Up (El Bastardo Corta con su Chica), "2 Girls 1 Cup Song" (Canción De Dos Chicas Y Una Copa), Show Me Your Genitals ("Muéstrame tus genitales")
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Otras canciones:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2
I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics.
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
Dm Gm Bb A
e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D------------------------------|---------------------------|
A------------------------------|---------------------------|
E------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
Dm Gm Bb A
in the heezy. We do this all year long.*
Dm Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*
Dm Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day
Bb
I saw these two fine bitches
A
they were walking my way
Dm
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
Gm
is what I wanted to say
Bb
but suddenly I panicked
A
my voice started to shake
Dm
So I put my head down
Gm
and I just walked away
Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
A
It worked out great
Dm Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Bb A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base
Dm
Yo what can I say
Gm
It's just a day in my life
Bb
I'm up early in the morning
A
in bed early at night
Dm
To be productive at work
Gm
I gotta be well rested
Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
A
You heard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
Everyday Normal Guy 2
I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics.
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
Dm Gm Bb A
e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D------------------------------|---------------------------|
A------------------------------|---------------------------|
E------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
Dm Gm Bb A
in the heezy. We do this all year long.*
Dm Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*
Dm Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day
Bb
I saw these two fine bitches
A
they were walking my way
Dm
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
Gm
is what I wanted to say
Bb
but suddenly I panicked
A
my voice started to shake
Dm
So I put my head down
Gm
and I just walked away
Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
A
It worked out great
Dm Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Bb A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base
Dm
Yo what can I say
Gm
It's just a day in my life
Bb
I'm up early in the morning
A
in bed early at night
Dm
To be productive at work
Gm
I gotta be well rested
Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
A
You heard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
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