Biography:
Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.
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Other songs:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
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Intro: D G D G
D G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
D G
Medical pot is really strong.
D G
That's why it's so hard in California,
D
to get your weed card,
G D G
unless something's really wrong.
Interlude: D G D G
D G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
D G
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
D G D G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.
A -A-
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
D G D G
a Government supply to get legally high.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
Interlude:
G D G
D G D G
Verse:
D G D G
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
D G D G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.
D G D G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
D G D G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
D G D G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.
A -A-
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
D G D G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
Interlude: G D G
Dm
Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
Dm
cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Am
Get ****** up for your hyperhidrosis,
Fmaj
which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
D G D G
It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
D G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
D G
Medical pot is really strong.
D G
That's why it's so hard in California,
D
to get your weed card,
G D G
unless something's really wrong.
Interlude: D G D G
D G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
D G
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
D G D G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.
A -A-
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
D G D G
a Government supply to get legally high.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
Interlude:
G D G
D G D G
Verse:
D G D G
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
D G D G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.
D G D G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
D G D G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
D G D G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.
A -A-
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
D G D G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
Interlude: G D G
Dm
Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
Dm
cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Am
Get ****** up for your hyperhidrosis,
Fmaj
which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
D G D G
It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
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Gary Clark Jr.
Gary Glitter
Gary Jules
Gary Lewis
Gauchito Club
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Gavin Degraw
Gavin James
Gavin Mj