Biography:
Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.
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Other songs:
- Fuck You
- Fuck You!
- Hey Girl In The Moonlight
- I Don't Know Who You Are
- I Would Never (have Sex With You)
- Me, You And Steve
- My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You
- Only You
- Pregnant Women Are Smug
- Rainbow Connection
- Rainbow Connections
- Such A Loser
- Weed Card
- Self Esteem
- 2931
- 5050
- As You Are
- Gay Boyfriend
- Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating
- Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance
- I Dont Know Who You Are
- Loser
- Me You And Steve
- My Apartments Very Clean Without You
- Places To Rest
- Pretty In Buffalo
- Running With Chicken
- Sex With Ducks
- Silver Lining
- The Fade Away
- The Loophole
- Wow
- You Go First
- You Me And Steve
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Intro: D G E A - stop -
D G E
You text at three in the morning
A D
And you misspell my name
G E
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
A D
And most of them think you are lame
G E
You say that with me it's different
A D
And your not that big of a dick
G E
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
A Bm
Not 'cause your with some other chick
Gbm Bm
I know that this may be uncool
Gbm A
But I want to tell you the truth
Chorus:
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more rejected
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
D G E
I seem like your perfect target
A D
Like I've been lonely for too long
G E
You think I haven't had xxx in forever
A D
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
G E
But I would rather have nothing
A D
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
G E
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
A Bm
And the antidote was in your sperm
Gbm Bm
I know that this may be uncool
Gbm A
But I want to tell you the truth
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's pretty close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more desperate
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
Bridge:
Bm Gbm
We could last forever
G D
You just have to give me time
Bm D
To learn to deal with bullxxxx
G A
And blatant lies
D A
But for now... for now
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's so close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more wasted
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
D G E
You text at three in the morning
A D
And you misspell my name
G E
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
A D
And most of them think you are lame
G E
You say that with me it's different
A D
And your not that big of a dick
G E
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
A Bm
Not 'cause your with some other chick
Gbm Bm
I know that this may be uncool
Gbm A
But I want to tell you the truth
Chorus:
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more rejected
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
D G E
I seem like your perfect target
A D
Like I've been lonely for too long
G E
You think I haven't had xxx in forever
A D
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
G E
But I would rather have nothing
A D
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
G E
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
A Bm
And the antidote was in your sperm
Gbm Bm
I know that this may be uncool
Gbm A
But I want to tell you the truth
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's pretty close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more desperate
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
Bridge:
Bm Gbm
We could last forever
G D
You just have to give me time
Bm D
To learn to deal with bullxxxx
G A
And blatant lies
D A
But for now... for now
D G
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
E A
It's so close but not quite there
D G E
Need time to get a little more wasted
A D G E
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
A D G E A - stop -
A totally awesome pair
Gary Allan
Gary Clark Jr.
Gary Glitter
Gary Jules
Gary Lewis
Gauchito Club
Gaurav Dagaonkar
Gavin Degraw
Gavin James
Gavin Mj