Biography:
Rodney Rude (born Rodney Keft in Bathurst) is an Australian 'blue' stand-up comedian, poet and writer. He is infamous for his bawdy humour. He has released 12 albums and 4 videos throughout his long career, most of which are distributed by EMI Music Australia.
He began his career in a band, singing and playing guitar, before his habit of altering the lyrics to amuse himself saw him become a comedian. In 1969, he left Australia to tour the United States and Canada.
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Title: Well Hung Plow Boy
Artist: Rodney Rude
Tab: Maniac1075
Parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy"
B
He’s been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,
F#
And he thinks to himself "from behind she’s a good looking horse".
E
So it's woo back under a tree,
And he waits while the horse takes a pee,
B
And he lifts up its tail to make sure that it’s a she.
F#
And he sees this huge vagina,
E
And he thinks "what could be finer?"
F#
So it's down with the reigns,
G B
And down with the overalls, too.
[Chorus]
B F# B
He's a well-hung plowboy,
F#
Sneaking up on his horse and having intercourse.
B F# B
He's a well-hung plowboy,
F#
And the smile on his horse proves it feels no remorse.
N.C
He roots it with great force.
[Riff 2]
B
When he comes home from supper
N.C
His wife says: "you're a horse fucker!
B F#
I've been to see a lawyer just today
E
And I want a divorce" ("why?")
N.C
"Because you fucked that horse!
B
I've been down the field
Watching you all day.
F#
You were up behind that horse.
E B
You were pumping with great force".
B
The horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,
And he just stands still and says:
N.C
"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)
[back to chorus]
Artist: Rodney Rude
Tab: Maniac1075
Parody of "Rhinestone Cowboy"
B
He’s been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,
F#
And he thinks to himself "from behind she’s a good looking horse".
E
So it's woo back under a tree,
And he waits while the horse takes a pee,
B
And he lifts up its tail to make sure that it’s a she.
F#
And he sees this huge vagina,
E
And he thinks "what could be finer?"
F#
So it's down with the reigns,
G B
And down with the overalls, too.
[Chorus]
B F# B
He's a well-hung plowboy,
F#
Sneaking up on his horse and having intercourse.
B F# B
He's a well-hung plowboy,
F#
And the smile on his horse proves it feels no remorse.
N.C
He roots it with great force.
[Riff 2]
B
When he comes home from supper
N.C
His wife says: "you're a horse fucker!
B F#
I've been to see a lawyer just today
E
And I want a divorce" ("why?")
N.C
"Because you fucked that horse!
B
I've been down the field
Watching you all day.
F#
You were up behind that horse.
E B
You were pumping with great force".
B
The horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,
And he just stands still and says:
N.C
"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)
[back to chorus]
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