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I May Not Be A Wog But I Look Like One

by Rodney Rude

Biography:

Rodney Rude (born Rodney Keft in Bathurst) is an Australian 'blue' stand-up comedian, poet and writer. He is infamous for his bawdy humour. He has released 12 albums and 4 videos throughout his long career, most of which are distributed by EMI Music Australia.

He began his career in a band, singing and playing guitar, before his habit of altering the lyrics to amuse himself saw him become a comedian. In 1969, he left Australia to tour the United States and Canada.

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Title: I may not be a wog (but I look like one)
Artist Rodney Rude
Website: www.Rude.com.au
Album: Not Guilty
Tab: Maniac1075

Intro
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[Riff 1]
F
I may not be a Wog, but I look like one.

F-riff
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F
I may not be a Wog but my mates are Wogs.
C
I may not be a wog, but I'm a disco hero
F
My best mates name is Spiro-whoa

F F-Riff
I may not be a wog, but my shoes are Italian
F
Can't help it if the girls think I'm a real stallion
C
I went to the disco with a sock in my pant's
F
All the wogs in New Town, thought I could really dance

F
I may not be a wog, but my mates who are wogs
don't mind if I take their sisters who are wogs
to the movies, as long as my mates who are wogs
are sitting in between us, and as long as I pay
for them and their sisters and their aunties and their uncles
their fathers and their mothers in their black dresses
N.C
with their shopping bags all bogotifying chaperoned
F
euh euh euh euh euh euh-euh-euh-euh-euh-euh

[Riff 2]
F F-riff
(I) May not be a wog, but my back is very hairy
F F-riff
The clothes I wear, are very very lairy
C
I may not be a wog, but I go out on Friday nights
F
I give a little cheek, it get's me into fights. oh yeah

[Rhythm guitar behind solo]
F.... C F

[Riff 3]

F F-riff
I may not be a wog, but I been to Italy and Greece
F F-Riff
They treat me really good, not like some Queensland police
C
The people in Queensland, they like me a lot
But the Queensland police, they hunt me like a

F
run Rodney run Rodney run run run
You'll beat those Queensland coppers
'Cause they're dumb dumb dumb
C
They'll get by, without their Rodney pie
C F
So run Rodney Run Rodney Run Run Run

[Riff 4]
F F-Riff
Now my mate Tony makes a really good pizza
F F-Riff
my lady has black hair and her name is Patricia
C
she had black hair and with me she is a big hit
F
It's not all on her head, some is growing in her armpit yeah

F F-riff
I may not be a wog, but I look like one
F F-Riff
I may not be a wog, but my mates are wogs
N.C F
I may not be a wog, but i can dance dance dance with a sock in my pants!
i like to eat pasta and beano and milkshakes and Big Macs and Mars Bars,
N.C F
all together at the same time, I'm a wasted Wog!
N.C F
or a wasted wogs mate.

C
oh, run Rodney run Rodney run run run
You'll beat those Queensland coppers
'Cause they're dumb dumb dumb
N.C
They wont get by, without their Rodney pie
C G F
So run Rodney Run Rodney Run Run Run

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I'm not a wog, but my mates are wogs
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and I look like a wog