Pregnant Women Are Smug by Garfunkel And Oates, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Pregnant Women Are Smug

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Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled "Imaginary Larry", into a musical.

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C G Em Am
Pregnant women are smug
F G
Everyone knows it nobody says it
C
because they're pregnant

C G Em Am
Effing son of a gun
F G
You think you're so deep now you give me the creeps now
C
that you're pregnant

Am Em
I can’t count all the ways how
Am G
You speak in clichés now

C G Em Am
I can’t wait to hear someone say
F
Don’t care if it’s brain-dead
G
Don’t care if it’s limbless
C
If it has a penis

C G Em Am
Cause Pregnant women are smug
F G
Everyone knows it nobody says it
C
because they're pregnant

Am Em
This zen world you’re enjoying
Am G
Makes you really annoying

C G Em Am
Bitch I don’t really care
F
I was being polite now
G
Since you have no life now
C
That you’re pregnant

C G Em Am
You say you’re walking on air
F
You think that you’re glowing
G
But you had been ho-ing
C
And now you’re pregnant

Am Em
You’re just giving birth now
Am G
You’re not Mother Earth now

C G Em Am
Pregnant women are smug
F G
Everyone knows it nobody says it
C
because they're pregnant

C G Em Am
Effing son of a gun
F G
You think you're so deep now you give me the creeps now
C
Now that you're pregnant