Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Other songs:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
- Wtf Collective 2
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Intro chords: C#M B A E
C#M B E
C#M B A E
How do you show someone you love
C#M B E
That they are the one?
C#M B A E
So many ways to express love
C#M B E E
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?
E A B C#M
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
E A B E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
E A B C#M
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
E A B E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths
C#M B A E
Sometimes making love is not enough
C#M B E
You have to step it up
C#M B A E
And urinating on her face
C#M B E
Is not enough to say - I love you
E A B C#M
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
E A B E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
E A B C#M
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
E A B E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths
E E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
E
That's how I know that she needs me
E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
E
That's how I know that she needs me
E (One Strum)
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
A B E
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face (I love you)
C#M B E
C#M B A E
How do you show someone you love
C#M B E
That they are the one?
C#M B A E
So many ways to express love
C#M B E E
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?
E A B C#M
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
E A B E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
E A B C#M
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
E A B E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths
C#M B A E
Sometimes making love is not enough
C#M B E
You have to step it up
C#M B A E
And urinating on her face
C#M B E
Is not enough to say - I love you
E A B C#M
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
E A B E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
E A B C#M
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
E A B E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths
E E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
E
That's how I know that she needs me
E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
E
That's how I know that she needs me
E (One Strum)
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
A B E
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face (I love you)
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