Biography:
Born in Mississippi and raised in Niceville, FL. He is a YouTube comedian with more than 1,000,000 subscribers, whose videos have been viewed over 90 million times. Most recently, he has hosted an online show for MTV and LTA. In 2009, he moved to Los Angeles to pursue his career. Toby is known on YouTube as Tobuscus, and is popular for his daily "Lazy Vlogs". He also hosts the popular "Cute, Win, Fail", which features funny viral videos, which he gives the title of Cute, Win, or a Fail.
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Intro: Em C G D
Strumming pattern. DuDu
Em C
Side burns.
G D
On the side of my face.
Em C
As my head turns,
G D
you can see they're in the same place.
Em C
On either side. Burns.
G D
They can't be replaced.
Em C
My insides burn,
G D
when I think of the days
before my...
Em
My side burns.
C
Look at my sideburns,
G
boy don't touch my sideburns,
D
why would you do that?
Em
My heart yearns
C G
for my own sideburns.
D
My side actually burns now,
what is that?
Em
What the heck man,
C
why does my side burn?
G
What the heck's going on?
D
My side burns.
Em
Does anybody have
C
some aloe vera?
G
If you do, bring it backstage,
D
I'll pay you back.
Em C
Nineteen-eighty-five,
G D
from the womb I came out (on my birthday)
Em C
The doctor said,
G D
"What you crying about?"
Em C
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
G D
You know why I cried.
Em C
I have a serious lack of
G D
hair on the side... of my head.
Em
Little baby people
C
don't have sideburns.
G
They gotta grow them
D
when they're older.
Em
But if your little baby
C
already has sideburns,
G
that's awesome!
D
Don't be concerned.
Em C
Don't be concerned
G
about your little bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em
You should not be
C
concerned or sound about
G
the little itty bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em C
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
G D
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
Em C
You should probably discourage
G
that kind of profession,
D
Because it's illegal.
Em
And your baby's too
C
young to be concerned
G
about starting a business,
D
but that's impressive
Em
if it's got the mindset.
Em
My sideburns
C
look at my sideburns,
G
back on track talkin,
D
talkin, bout side burns!
Em
My sideburns
C
look a ma' side burns.
G
La li li li li
D
loo loo
Em C G D
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
Strumming pattern. DuDu
Em C
Side burns.
G D
On the side of my face.
Em C
As my head turns,
G D
you can see they're in the same place.
Em C
On either side. Burns.
G D
They can't be replaced.
Em C
My insides burn,
G D
when I think of the days
before my...
Em
My side burns.
C
Look at my sideburns,
G
boy don't touch my sideburns,
D
why would you do that?
Em
My heart yearns
C G
for my own sideburns.
D
My side actually burns now,
what is that?
Em
What the heck man,
C
why does my side burn?
G
What the heck's going on?
D
My side burns.
Em
Does anybody have
C
some aloe vera?
G
If you do, bring it backstage,
D
I'll pay you back.
Em C
Nineteen-eighty-five,
G D
from the womb I came out (on my birthday)
Em C
The doctor said,
G D
"What you crying about?"
Em C
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
G D
You know why I cried.
Em C
I have a serious lack of
G D
hair on the side... of my head.
Em
Little baby people
C
don't have sideburns.
G
They gotta grow them
D
when they're older.
Em
But if your little baby
C
already has sideburns,
G
that's awesome!
D
Don't be concerned.
Em C
Don't be concerned
G
about your little bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em
You should not be
C
concerned or sound about
G
the little itty bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em C
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
G D
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
Em C
You should probably discourage
G
that kind of profession,
D
Because it's illegal.
Em
And your baby's too
C
young to be concerned
G
about starting a business,
D
but that's impressive
Em
if it's got the mindset.
Em
My sideburns
C
look at my sideburns,
G
back on track talkin,
D
talkin, bout side burns!
Em
My sideburns
C
look a ma' side burns.
G
La li li li li
D
loo loo
Em C G D
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
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