Biography:
He trick-or-treated at Liberace’s house, planned a two-day stay in Amsterdam that ended a month later with him escaping the city under the cover of darkness, and was Bob Hope’s favorite altar boy. Alone, these anecdotes go well with a fistful of peanuts at a cocktail party. But on top of these add that this person also co-wrote the longest-running song on the Billboard Top 100, had a debut solo album that earned three and a half stars in Rolling Stone
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I'm not so bad once you get to know me
E
once you get down on your knees and blow me
A
I'm from Missouri, you should show me
E
water me, you could grow me
B7 E
don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down
[Chorus]
E
I'm a walking happy hour
E
I'm a happier than a happy hour
A
I'm a happier hour
E
Oh yeah
B7 E
I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sour
[Verse 2]
E
I'd be pleased to meet you anywhere
E
anywhere where eagles dare
A
I could be a strike or be a spare
E
Fully clothed or underwear
B7 E
You can pound on me like a gypsy snare
[Verse 3]
E
The sky is blue and then its black
E
I can stretch my dick below my sack
A
You could call me Steve you could call me
E
Jack
B7 E
If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn black
[Verse 4]
E
I'm crispy like a tator tot
E
my nose is stuffed up full of snot
A
my heaters on I'm running hot
E
for you I'm just an after thought
B7 E
If I give you cash perhaps you could be bought
[Verse 5]
E
It's Christmas time for you and me
E
lets curl up underneath the tree
A
I'll tie you by the TV
E
I stole from Walmart, it was free
B7 E
If the cops come knocking act that your asleep
[Verse 6]
E
You could be yourself in my double wide
E
You don't everr have to hide
A
The only food I eat is fried
E
I watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried
B7 E
I feel at home with you when I'm inside ....you
[Verse 7]
E
I smoke Newport, you smoke Cool
E
Honeynut Cheerios is my only rule
A
Like Omar on the Wire, I'm no
E
fool
B7 E
Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with Jewel
[Verse 8]
E
I was truly meant for you and
E
you were truly meant for me
A
lets go camping by the sea
E
you can climb my flagpole golly gee
B7 E
We go together just like poop and pee
[Verse 9]
E
I break the yolks make a smily face
E
with my PJs on I'm so out of place
A
I'm a visitor from
E
outerspace
B7 E
you can rub your DNA apon my face
[Verse 10]
E
I clip my toenails by the sink
E
well you just sip that pretty drink
A
Ignore the brown trod it doth stink
E
with the casing on the sausage link
B7 E
we were made for one another don't you think
[Verse 11]
N.C.
Come to San Diego town
N.C.
We got re-fried beans so golden brown
N.C.
We kicked out all the mimes and clowns
E
Everyone smiles and no one frowns
B7 E
We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and nouns
[Verse 12]
E
I'm not so bad once you get to know me
E
once you get down on your knees and blow me
A
I'm from Missouri, you should show me
E
water me, you could grow me
B7 E
don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down
[Outro]
E
I'll hunt you down
E
I'll hunt you down
E
I'll hunt you down
E
[Verse 1]
E
I'm not so bad once you get to know me
E
once you get down on your knees and blow me
A
I'm from Missouri, you should show me
E
water me, you could grow me
B7 E
don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down
[Chorus]
E
I'm a walking happy hour
E
I'm a happier than a happy hour
A
I'm a happier hour
E
Oh yeah
B7 E
I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sour
[Verse 2]
E
I'd be pleased to meet you anywhere
E
anywhere where eagles dare
A
I could be a strike or be a spare
E
Fully clothed or underwear
B7 E
You can pound on me like a gypsy snare
[Verse 3]
E
The sky is blue and then its black
E
I can stretch my dick below my sack
A
You could call me Steve you could call me
E
Jack
B7 E
If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn black
[Verse 4]
E
I'm crispy like a tator tot
E
my nose is stuffed up full of snot
A
my heaters on I'm running hot
E
for you I'm just an after thought
B7 E
If I give you cash perhaps you could be bought
[Verse 5]
E
It's Christmas time for you and me
E
lets curl up underneath the tree
A
I'll tie you by the TV
E
I stole from Walmart, it was free
B7 E
If the cops come knocking act that your asleep
[Verse 6]
E
You could be yourself in my double wide
E
You don't everr have to hide
A
The only food I eat is fried
E
I watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried
B7 E
I feel at home with you when I'm inside ....you
[Verse 7]
E
I smoke Newport, you smoke Cool
E
Honeynut Cheerios is my only rule
A
Like Omar on the Wire, I'm no
E
fool
B7 E
Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with Jewel
[Verse 8]
E
I was truly meant for you and
E
you were truly meant for me
A
lets go camping by the sea
E
you can climb my flagpole golly gee
B7 E
We go together just like poop and pee
[Verse 9]
E
I break the yolks make a smily face
E
with my PJs on I'm so out of place
A
I'm a visitor from
E
outerspace
B7 E
you can rub your DNA apon my face
[Verse 10]
E
I clip my toenails by the sink
E
well you just sip that pretty drink
A
Ignore the brown trod it doth stink
E
with the casing on the sausage link
B7 E
we were made for one another don't you think
[Verse 11]
N.C.
Come to San Diego town
N.C.
We got re-fried beans so golden brown
N.C.
We kicked out all the mimes and clowns
E
Everyone smiles and no one frowns
B7 E
We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and nouns
[Verse 12]
E
I'm not so bad once you get to know me
E
once you get down on your knees and blow me
A
I'm from Missouri, you should show me
E
water me, you could grow me
B7 E
don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down
[Outro]
E
I'll hunt you down
E
I'll hunt you down
E
I'll hunt you down
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