Fistfight At A Vegan Brunch by Steve Poltz, tabs and chords at PlayUkuleleNET

Fistfight At A Vegan Brunch

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He trick-or-treated at Liberace’s house, planned a two-day stay in Amsterdam that ended a month later with him escaping the city under the cover of darkness, and was Bob Hope’s favorite altar boy. Alone, these anecdotes go well with a fistful of peanuts at a cocktail party. But on top of these add that this person also co-wrote the longest-running song on the Billboard Top 100, had a debut solo album that earned three and a half stars in Rolling Stone

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

[Intro]
G G#maj13 G

[Verse 1]
G
I was driving through Tempe, hungry for some tempeh
G D Dsus2 D
looking for some vegan fare
G
When I found me some seitan, in the distance I heard Satan
A D Dsus2 D
music being cranked though the air
C G
When along came a girl to brighten up my world
G D Dsus2 D
she started some trouble at the Co-op
C G
I'm a happy hippy, I'd rather just say yippy
D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G
but her boyfriend was as violent as a meat- eat - ing cop

[Chorus]
C G
Fistfight at a vegan brunch
C D
my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
C G
it would have been safer staying home for lunch
D C D/F# G
than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch

[Break]
G#maj13 G G#maj13 G

[Verse 2]
G
She put torfurky on her pita, said her name was Rita
G D Dsus2 D
she was flirting by the carrot ginger pie
G
and I grabbed some asian-fusion salad, sang her a sweet loving ballad
A D Dsus2 D
and her boyfriend rammed his nose-ring in my eye
C G
I said wait a minute brother, I ain't looking for no other
G D Dsus2 D
you spilled tahini in my hemp-craft beer
C G
the punches started flying, in soy-yogurt I was lying
D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G
when he kicked me with his sharp shoes in my ear

[Chorus]
C G
Fistfight at a vegan brunch
C D
my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
C G
it would have been safer staying home for lunch
D C D/F# G
than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch

[Bridge]
Bb G
Om mani padme hum
Bb G
Om mani padme hum
Bb C G
Om Om mani padme hum
Bb G
Om mani padme hum
Bb G
Om mani padme hum
Bb C G
Om Om mani padme hum

[Verse 3]
G
Well I went to a meditation, just to get some inspiration
G D Dsus2 D
after I got stitches in my head
G
I chanted words of Peace and Love, the birds were chipping high above
A D Dsus2 D
I started to release all of my dread
C G
A pretty lady said to me, may I share your herbal tea
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our hearts can join as one in jubilation
C G
Oh no my lady can't you see, I think I have P.T.S.D.
D C Cmaj7/B Am7 G
I don't need a fight to break out at a Bud-dist medi - tation

[Chorus]
C G
Fistfight at a vegan brunch
C D
my nose was bleeding from a yoga punch
C G
it would have been safer staying home for lunch
D C D/F# G
than to eat a knuckle sandwich at the ve-gan brunch

[Outro]
D C D/F# G
Next time I'll just stay home and eat grapes for lunch
G#maj13 G G#maj13 G