Biography:
Rucka Rucka Ali (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube. The song parodies ("I Can Do Whatever I'm White" and "Ching Chang Chong" accumulating the highest number of views, in the millions) are often race-based or culturally satirical. Many, therefore, have labeled Ali as a racist, although his humor seems heavily influenced by mainstream comedy television shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Chappelle Show.
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[Intro]
Am G
Em
Am G
Em
[Verse 1]
Am
Germanys a Place where gayness lives
G
Everyone in England’s into kids
Em
Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it’s good shit
Am
Nobody respects the Frenches
G
No one even knows what the Welsh is
Em
No one ever goes to Wales cause it sucks, can we just
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Finish finish
G
all the fuckin‘ Finnish off
D
and take all of their fish with us
Em
I don’t like em very much
Am
at least they’re not the Swiss, Swiss
G
All so fuckin‘ rich, rich
D
Go to war you bitch, bitch
Em
I don’t know much but I know this
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
F C
who’s not as gay as the Danes
G Am
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone’s name
F C
Who’s verery gay
G Am
The men in Iceland are getting boned
F C
Every Day
G Am
cause they love letting men come in their face - they do every day
[Verse 2]
Am
Nothing is good about Belarus
G
Everyone in Georgia’s into dudes
Em
What’s the best place to receive nudes it’s the EU
Am
Croations are fuckin‘ dumb
G
The Asians took over Belgium
Em
No one knows about Kosovo why they mad? I don’t know
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Cyprus is shit
G
and so is Monaco
D
Why don’t Montenegro
Em
change their name it’s so racist
Am
and the Polish are gimps, gimps
G
Irish are all chimps, chimps
D
Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
Em
On the barbie I just know
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Holland is every day
F C
They do whatever is gay
G Am
Latvia’s even gayer than is Ukraine
F C
Because Slovenia’s gay
G Am
Or was it Slovakia who really knows
F C
Bulgaria’s gay
G Am
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS - so do Albains
[Bridge]
Am G
Portugal isn’t into girls
Em
Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls
Am G
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
Em
Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy that really loves Cocks
Am
And up in Turkey
G Em
they’re fuckin‘ Armenia with the help of Greece
Am G
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
Em Am
And Italy is like Bulgaria but gayer than the San Marines
G Em
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
Am G
Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis
Em
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City
[Chorus]
F C
… Gay
G Am
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
F C
which is gayer than Spain
G Am
The moniker for Monaco is „We’re gay“
F C
Andorra is gay
G Am
Romania’s gay but Macedonia is
F C
gayer than they
G Am
Fuckin‘ Russia is gayer than all those places - it’s full of apes
Am G
Em
Am G
Em
[Verse 1]
Am
Germanys a Place where gayness lives
G
Everyone in England’s into kids
Em
Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it’s good shit
Am
Nobody respects the Frenches
G
No one even knows what the Welsh is
Em
No one ever goes to Wales cause it sucks, can we just
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Finish finish
G
all the fuckin‘ Finnish off
D
and take all of their fish with us
Em
I don’t like em very much
Am
at least they’re not the Swiss, Swiss
G
All so fuckin‘ rich, rich
D
Go to war you bitch, bitch
Em
I don’t know much but I know this
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
F C
who’s not as gay as the Danes
G Am
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone’s name
F C
Who’s verery gay
G Am
The men in Iceland are getting boned
F C
Every Day
G Am
cause they love letting men come in their face - they do every day
[Verse 2]
Am
Nothing is good about Belarus
G
Everyone in Georgia’s into dudes
Em
What’s the best place to receive nudes it’s the EU
Am
Croations are fuckin‘ dumb
G
The Asians took over Belgium
Em
No one knows about Kosovo why they mad? I don’t know
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Cyprus is shit
G
and so is Monaco
D
Why don’t Montenegro
Em
change their name it’s so racist
Am
and the Polish are gimps, gimps
G
Irish are all chimps, chimps
D
Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
Em
On the barbie I just know
[Chorus]
F C
The Netherlands gay
G Am
But not as much as Holland is every day
F C
They do whatever is gay
G Am
Latvia’s even gayer than is Ukraine
F C
Because Slovenia’s gay
G Am
Or was it Slovakia who really knows
F C
Bulgaria’s gay
G Am
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS - so do Albains
[Bridge]
Am G
Portugal isn’t into girls
Em
Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls
Am G
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
Em
Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy that really loves Cocks
Am
And up in Turkey
G Em
they’re fuckin‘ Armenia with the help of Greece
Am G
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
Em Am
And Italy is like Bulgaria but gayer than the San Marines
G Em
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
Am G
Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis
Em
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City
[Chorus]
F C
… Gay
G Am
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
F C
which is gayer than Spain
G Am
The moniker for Monaco is „We’re gay“
F C
Andorra is gay
G Am
Romania’s gay but Macedonia is
F C
gayer than they
G Am
Fuckin‘ Russia is gayer than all those places - it’s full of apes
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