Biography:
Rucka Rucka Ali (born January 27, 1987) is an American rapper, radio personality, singer, lyricist, actor, comedian, and satirist most noted for his song parodies on Youtube. The song parodies ("I Can Do Whatever I'm White" and "Ching Chang Chong" accumulating the highest number of views, in the millions) are often race-based or culturally satirical. Many, therefore, have labeled Ali as a racist, although his humor seems heavily influenced by mainstream comedy television shows such as South Park, Family Guy, and Chappelle Show.
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[Intro]
G D G
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa,
D B
La da da da da da da
[Verse 1]
G C
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
D G
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 2]
G C
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
D G
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
G C
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
G C
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
D G
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
G C
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
G C
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
D G
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
G C
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
D G
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
G C
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
G C
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
D G
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
G C
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
G C
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
D G
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
G C
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
D G
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
G C
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
G C
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
D G
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
G C
And if a black guy beat my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B G
(La da da da da da da daaa)
[Spoken]
N.C.
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
N.C.
That organic shit, it's good shit man
N.C.
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
N.C.
Give 'em some kale chips
N.C.
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
N.C.
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
N.C.
You see that shit?
N.C.
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
N.C.
That's a doctor for your asshole
N.C.
I been payin' into my 401k
N.C.
Payin' my taxes and shit
N.C.
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
N.C.
You catch them CMAs?
N.C.
I got this new washin' machine too
N.C.
High efficiency nigga!
G D G
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa,
D B
La da da da da da da
[Verse 1]
G C
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
D G
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 2]
G C
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
D G
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
G C
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
G C
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
D G
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
G C
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
G C
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
D G
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
G C
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
D G
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
G C
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
G C
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
D G
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
G C
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
G C
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
D G
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
G C
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
D G
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
G C
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
G C
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
D G
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
G C
And if a black guy beat my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B G
(La da da da da da da daaa)
[Spoken]
N.C.
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
N.C.
That organic shit, it's good shit man
N.C.
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
N.C.
Give 'em some kale chips
N.C.
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
N.C.
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
N.C.
You see that shit?
N.C.
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
N.C.
That's a doctor for your asshole
N.C.
I been payin' into my 401k
N.C.
Payin' my taxes and shit
N.C.
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
N.C.
You catch them CMAs?
N.C.
I got this new washin' machine too
N.C.
High efficiency nigga!
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