Biography:
Roger Alan Wade is an American singer-songwriter.
Wade wrote songs for country legends Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, George Jones and Hank Williams Jr. He embarked on a solo career with the promotional assistance of his cousin, actor Johnny Knoxville, who occasionally featured Wade's music on his TV show Jackass. During a 2003 appearance on the Howard Stern radio show, Knoxville promoted his cousin's songs, which were favorably received by Stern and his audience and given frequent airplay thereafter.
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Other songs:
- 3Rd Chance Blues
- All Likkered Up
- Bb Gun
- Bear Loves Honey
- Big Ass Happy Family
- Butt Ugly Slut
- Chicken Song
- Chillicothe Rain
- Cohare Cohares
- Counterman
- Cowboy Angel
- D
- Deguello Motel
- Fighting For The Sweetness
- First Time I Saw Waylon
- Fryin Bacon Nekkid
- Gone Back To Whorin
- Greyhound Bus 3
- Here I Go Again
- Horse I Wanna Ride
- If
- If Ya Gonna Be Dumb Ya Gotta Be Tough
- If Youre Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough
- Jingle Jangle
- Johnny Cash Has Died
- Loneliness Is My Only True Friend
- Lovin Man
- Matthew Mark Luke And Earnhardt
- My Baby Loves Malt Liquor
- Old Dixie Highway
- Party In My Pants
- Poontang
- Psycho Bitch From Hell
- Put Another Log On The Fire
- Rhinestones In The Ashes
- Shes A Baby When She Cries
- Sometimes I Dont Know If Ill Make It
- Southbound Train
- Still On The Run
- Stoned Traveler
- Sweet Wine Of Sorrow
- Thats The Blues
- The First Time I Saw Waylon
- The Light Outlives The Star
- Too Fat To Fly
- When Heaven Comes Dripping From The Night
- Wine Drippin From Your Lips
- Wreckless Kind
- Years Ago
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Artist: Roger Alan Wade
Track: Too Fat To Fly
Album: Too Fat To Fly
C
Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly!
F
There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to fly
C G
There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to fly
C F
And there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder why
C G
If you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat to fly
(Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout)
Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly
Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly
Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye
Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly
There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly
They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly
Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy
Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly
If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly
Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly
Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh
Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly
Track: Too Fat To Fly
Album: Too Fat To Fly
C
Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly!
F
There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to fly
C G
There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to fly
C F
And there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder why
C G
If you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat to fly
(Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout)
Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly
Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly
Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye
Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly
There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly
They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly
Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy
Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly
If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly
Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly
Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh
Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly
Roger Creager
Roger Daltrey
Roger Daltry
Roger Davis
Roger Glover