Biography:
Roger Alan Wade is an American singer-songwriter.
Wade wrote songs for country legends Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, George Jones and Hank Williams Jr. He embarked on a solo career with the promotional assistance of his cousin, actor Johnny Knoxville, who occasionally featured Wade's music on his TV show Jackass. During a 2003 appearance on the Howard Stern radio show, Knoxville promoted his cousin's songs, which were favorably received by Stern and his audience and given frequent airplay thereafter.
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Other songs:
- 3Rd Chance Blues
- All Likkered Up
- Bb Gun
- Bear Loves Honey
- Big Ass Happy Family
- Butt Ugly Slut
- Chicken Song
- Chillicothe Rain
- Cohare Cohares
- Counterman
- Cowboy Angel
- D
- Deguello Motel
- Fighting For The Sweetness
- First Time I Saw Waylon
- Fryin Bacon Nekkid
- Gone Back To Whorin
- Greyhound Bus 3
- Here I Go Again
- Horse I Wanna Ride
- If
- If Ya Gonna Be Dumb Ya Gotta Be Tough
- If Youre Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough
- Jingle Jangle
- Johnny Cash Has Died
- Loneliness Is My Only True Friend
- Lovin Man
- Matthew Mark Luke And Earnhardt
- My Baby Loves Malt Liquor
- Old Dixie Highway
- Party In My Pants
- Poontang
- Psycho Bitch From Hell
- Put Another Log On The Fire
- Rhinestones In The Ashes
- Shes A Baby When She Cries
- Sometimes I Dont Know If Ill Make It
- Southbound Train
- Still On The Run
- Stoned Traveler
- Sweet Wine Of Sorrow
- Thats The Blues
- The First Time I Saw Waylon
- The Light Outlives The Star
- Too Fat To Fly
- When Heaven Comes Dripping From The Night
- Wine Drippin From Your Lips
- Wreckless Kind
- Years Ago
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This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I
never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy
thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the
song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.
Intro: E (Strum once)
Chorus 1:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck"
Verse 1:
A E
Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood
B7 E
It just tends to go from bad to worse
A E
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude
B7 E
But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves
Chorus 2:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks"
Verse 2:
A E
Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail
B7 E
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny
A E
And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more
B7 E
Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money
Chorus 3:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 (Strum once) E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"
____________________________________
Early Times is a brand of whiskey
A quaalude is a sedative pill
In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger
pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better.
And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and
"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).
never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy
thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the
song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.
Intro: E (Strum once)
Chorus 1:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck"
Verse 1:
A E
Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood
B7 E
It just tends to go from bad to worse
A E
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude
B7 E
But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves
Chorus 2:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 E
The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks"
Verse 2:
A E
Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail
B7 E
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny
A E
And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more
B7 E
Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money
Chorus 3:
A
She's a psycho bitch from Hell
E
Suckin' on a Pall Mall
B7
She gets drunk as a carload of white trash
E
Walks like a duck
A
She's hairy as the missin' link
E
Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink
B7 (Strum once) E
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"
____________________________________
Early Times is a brand of whiskey
A quaalude is a sedative pill
In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger
pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better.
And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and
"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).
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