Biography:
Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
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Other songs:
- When My Wife Met My Girlfriend
- All The Reasons
- Angel Friend
- Baby Back
- Beer Is Better Than A Women
- Best Youll Do Tonight
- Brainless
- Camouflage And Christmas Lights
- Carlos Man Of Love
- Dancin With A Man
- Dear Penis
- Do You All
- Dont Look Now
- Drink More Beer
- Fred
- Gay Factory Worker
- If Im The Only One
- If You Play Your Cards Wrong
- Its Too Late
- Just One Beer
- Marijuanville
- Married To My Pickup Truck
- Morning Wood
- Prison Bitch
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Rap Star
- Rhymes With Truck
- Shane
- Shes Bitchin Again
- Shes Seen A Lot Of Dick
- Show Them To Me
- That Awful Day
- The Beer Song
- The Chicken Song
- The Chivalry Song
- The Drinking Song
- The Underwear Song
- The Wheelchair Song
- Things We Didnt Know
- Titties And Beer
- Ugly Women
- Want My Baby Back
- White Shirts And Rain
- Who Put The Dick On The Snowman
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That awful day
By Rodney Carrington
Tabbed by Austin "Gravedigger" Harris ([email protected])
E
I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
A E
B7
I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called
a name said I
E
Lied kicked me again thought I died.
A E
A
Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it
my watch, And
B7
then she kicked me in the crouch again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
E
Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a
on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.
A E
I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt.
B7
It was like nothing I had ever felt,
E
I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
A E
She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head,
B7 A
B7
She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
A B7 A B7
Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same.
A B7 E A E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
By Rodney Carrington
Tabbed by Austin "Gravedigger" Harris ([email protected])
E
I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
A E
B7
I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called
a name said I
E
Lied kicked me again thought I died.
A E
A
Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it
my watch, And
B7
then she kicked me in the crouch again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
E
Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a
on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.
A E
I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt.
B7
It was like nothing I had ever felt,
E
I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
A E
She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head,
B7 A
B7
She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
A B7 A B7
Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same.
A B7 E A E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Rodrigo Y Gabrie (...)
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