Biography:
Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
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Other songs:
- When My Wife Met My Girlfriend
- All The Reasons
- Angel Friend
- Baby Back
- Beer Is Better Than A Women
- Best Youll Do Tonight
- Brainless
- Camouflage And Christmas Lights
- Carlos Man Of Love
- Dancin With A Man
- Dear Penis
- Do You All
- Dont Look Now
- Drink More Beer
- Fred
- Gay Factory Worker
- If Im The Only One
- If You Play Your Cards Wrong
- Its Too Late
- Just One Beer
- Marijuanville
- Married To My Pickup Truck
- Morning Wood
- Prison Bitch
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Rap Star
- Rhymes With Truck
- Shane
- Shes Bitchin Again
- Shes Seen A Lot Of Dick
- Show Them To Me
- That Awful Day
- The Beer Song
- The Chicken Song
- The Chivalry Song
- The Drinking Song
- The Underwear Song
- The Wheelchair Song
- Things We Didnt Know
- Titties And Beer
- Ugly Women
- Want My Baby Back
- White Shirts And Rain
- Who Put The Dick On The Snowman
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[Intro]
C D Em D/F# G
G C
I don't like poodles and popery
D G
pastel colors ain't good on me
C G
i want a woman i can squeez
D D7
these are things that i believe
G C
I like John Wayne and overalls
D G
i hate chick flicks and shopping malls
C G
I thank God that i've got balls
D D7
a pickup truck, a texas drawl
G C
I don't like flowers and fancy wear
D G
or talking on that phone all the time
C G
i don't like nothin' near my behind
D D7
it's an exit it suits me fine, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D G
(these are all the reasons he ain't queer)
G C
i think two holes are better than one
D G
if you ask me, that's more fun
C G
getting out and then i'm done
D D7
two guys kissin would make me run
G C
I don't like sex on a foo foo bed
D G
I don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred
C G
i did it once my face turned red
D D7
you saw the tape - enoughs been said
G C
All my buddies, we like to drink
D G
watching fights at the hockey rink
C G
you won't catch me wearing pink
D D7
i like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
C D
these are all the reasons
C D
the crazy cookoo reasons
C D G
these are the reasons i ain't queer
C D Em D/F# G
G C
I don't like poodles and popery
D G
pastel colors ain't good on me
C G
i want a woman i can squeez
D D7
these are things that i believe
G C
I like John Wayne and overalls
D G
i hate chick flicks and shopping malls
C G
I thank God that i've got balls
D D7
a pickup truck, a texas drawl
G C
I don't like flowers and fancy wear
D G
or talking on that phone all the time
C G
i don't like nothin' near my behind
D D7
it's an exit it suits me fine, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D G
(these are all the reasons he ain't queer)
G C
i think two holes are better than one
D G
if you ask me, that's more fun
C G
getting out and then i'm done
D D7
two guys kissin would make me run
G C
I don't like sex on a foo foo bed
D G
I don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred
C G
i did it once my face turned red
D D7
you saw the tape - enoughs been said
G C
All my buddies, we like to drink
D G
watching fights at the hockey rink
C G
you won't catch me wearing pink
D D7
i like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
C D
these are all the reasons
C D
the crazy cookoo reasons
C D G
these are the reasons i ain't queer
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