Biography:
Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.
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Other songs:
- When My Wife Met My Girlfriend
- All The Reasons
- Angel Friend
- Baby Back
- Beer Is Better Than A Women
- Best Youll Do Tonight
- Brainless
- Camouflage And Christmas Lights
- Carlos Man Of Love
- Dancin With A Man
- Dear Penis
- Do You All
- Dont Look Now
- Drink More Beer
- Fred
- Gay Factory Worker
- If Im The Only One
- If You Play Your Cards Wrong
- Its Too Late
- Just One Beer
- Marijuanville
- Married To My Pickup Truck
- Morning Wood
- Prison Bitch
- Put Your Clothes Back On
- Rap Star
- Rhymes With Truck
- Shane
- Shes Bitchin Again
- Shes Seen A Lot Of Dick
- Show Them To Me
- That Awful Day
- The Beer Song
- The Chicken Song
- The Chivalry Song
- The Drinking Song
- The Underwear Song
- The Wheelchair Song
- Things We Didnt Know
- Titties And Beer
- Ugly Women
- Want My Baby Back
- White Shirts And Rain
- Who Put The Dick On The Snowman
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Rodney Carrington - If You Play your cards wrong
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
D C D G
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
G C
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
D C D G
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em C
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
Em
I've lost my house, I've got no car
D
and I can't keep a job
C D
but I've got a big heart, and another part
Em
Take me home you'll understand
C D C D G
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
C D Em
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
G C
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
D C D G
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em
Some call me dishonest
C
And they say I'm just lying
Em
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
C D
On a sunny day, I've got it made
Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Listen to the song for the variations to make it sound right (usually just letting one
up or adding a string).
G C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
D C D G
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife
G C
I've got three bucks my credit sucks and my future don't look too bright
D C D G
so if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em C
Some call me a loser and a lazy no-good slob
Em
I've lost my house, I've got no car
D
and I can't keep a job
C D
but I've got a big heart, and another part
Em
Take me home you'll understand
C D C D G
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
C D Em
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
and when I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white
G C
and it's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't worry I won't bite
D C D G
if you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
Em
Some call me dishonest
C
And they say I'm just lying
Em
But I've peed next to old john holmes and
D (let ring)
He started crying.
C D
On a sunny day, I've got it made
Em (let ring)
Get under my wiener if you need shade
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
C D C D
G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
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