Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Have you ever watched the sun go down
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And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
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Have you ever been high as fuck
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You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
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And your dog's looking at you like you need help
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Have you ever been high as fuck
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And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
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And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
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Have you ever been high as fuck
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You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
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The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
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You say that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms
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You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
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But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
A B E B
So you walk around the block to buy some time
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You finally decide to go into the store
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But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
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So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
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You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
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You should have bought some juice and snacks
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But you were too high
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Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
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And for some reason the game Battleship
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And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
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like battleship when you were a kid
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and how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
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so you say Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now
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and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
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and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
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but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
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you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
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and you say You know what world You've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
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You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
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That they weren't crispy anymore
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Have you ever been high as fuck
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