Biography:
Jon Lajoie, born and raised in Montreal, Canada, is the third in a family of nine children. He graduated from Dawson College’s theatre/ninja assassin program in 2001, and immediately started booking assassination work, incidentally putting his acting career on the back burner. Between 2001 and 2007 Jon Lajoie assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40 000 people, and an estimated 9000 fish (in early 2004 demand for assassination was low, so for 3 months, he held a part-time job as a fisherman).
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Other songs:
- 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
- Birthday Song
- High As F#%k
- Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial)
- The Potty Training Song
- Alone In The Universe
- Broken
- Chatroulette Song
- Cold Blooded Christmas
- Dropping E
- Everyday Normal Guy 2
- Fear Boner
- Fk Everything
- Ghost Monkey
- High As Fuck
- If I Had Wings
- In Different Ways
- Michael Richards
- Osama Is Dead
- Petes Little Tiny Erect Dick
- Please Use This Song
- Pop Song
- Radio Friendly Song
- Song For Britney
- Song For Students
- Stay At Home Dad
- Too Fast
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Song for Britney - Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by: Jon Lajoie, taken from his site
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
Verse chord progression: (Eb, Cm, Gm, Bb) x 3
Chorus chord progression: Ab, Bb, Ab, Bb, Eb, Cm, Eb, Cm, Bb
Verse:
Britney, I can feel your sadness.
The world is filled with madness,
And everybody takes it out on you
And there’s nothing you can do but
Girl I want you to know
That I’m not one of those
Chorus:
Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.
Britney, nobody really knows you.
Yet they all think they can judge you.
Although I’m not a fan of your music,
The way they treat you girl it makes me sick and,
Just know that I can hear your cries
And I’d still love to get between those thighs,
Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.
And if you want to marry meeeeee,
As long as I don’t have to sign a pre-nup, I agree
(so that if, God forbid, we ever get a divorce,
I’d be legally entitled to half of your estate.)
Because I don’t care what they all say,
No I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still tap that ass…any day.
Song for Britney - Jon Lajoie
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Tabbed by: Jon Lajoie, taken from his site
Email: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
Verse chord progression: (Eb, Cm, Gm, Bb) x 3
Chorus chord progression: Ab, Bb, Ab, Bb, Eb, Cm, Eb, Cm, Bb
Verse:
Britney, I can feel your sadness.
The world is filled with madness,
And everybody takes it out on you
And there’s nothing you can do but
Girl I want you to know
That I’m not one of those
Chorus:
Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.
Britney, nobody really knows you.
Yet they all think they can judge you.
Although I’m not a fan of your music,
The way they treat you girl it makes me sick and,
Just know that I can hear your cries
And I’d still love to get between those thighs,
Because I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still have sex with you any day…any day.
And if you want to marry meeeeee,
As long as I don’t have to sign a pre-nup, I agree
(so that if, God forbid, we ever get a divorce,
I’d be legally entitled to half of your estate.)
Because I don’t care what they all say,
No I don’t care what they all say,
I’d still tap that ass…any day.
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